Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Crisstmas Angel and Holly Are Back At It For The Holidays

56130338hollymadison12202008112742pm I haven't heard too much about Criss Angel and Holly Madison lately and I must admit, I was enjoying the respite.  They were everywhere and then nowhere.  By the sounds of it, they've been locked in a hotel room.  People asked Criss and Holly what they wanted for the holidays and their birthdays (December 19th and 23rd, respectively) this year. Criss said "I don't want anything for Christmas.  I just want Holly, love, health and happiness, and I have all of those things.  I'm hoping Holly will just put a bow in her head and that will be my present."   Man, s...

We Interrupt This Program to Bring You SNOW!!!

sasha_snow Hi guys! Beet here! We're taking a brief break from celeb gossip for me to talk about SNOW. You basically never see pics or video of Leo on here any more, because I save those for my personal blog, Sasha Is a Monster. But I just had to post a link here because we are having a CA-RAZY snowstorm here in the Northwest today, and I've posted a ton of pics and video and me and Leo playing in the snow on Sasha Is a Monster. I know that this is not exciting to people who live in snowy climates, b...

How Long Until He Has a Red String on His Wrist and Gives Up Dairy?

jesusluz Page Six has identified male model Jesus Luz as Madonna's newest conquest.  Don't you appreciate that I didn't call him "boy toy"?  Because seriously, almost every article I've read about this hook-up calls him that.  I won't call her "Material Girl" either.  They met while doing a W magazine photo shoot.  A source said "Everyone knows they are ficando- which is a Portuguese expression that means they are kissing and doing other things but without any obligation of being faithful or gett...

Has K-Fed Found The Mother of His Next Baby?

victoriaprince This could be her.  Sources say K-Fed was drinking Patron with volleyball player Victoria Prince for hours last night at Tao Las Vegas.  Talking and drinking.  In other words, it's serious. Prince attends the University of Hawaii and she's some big-time volleyball celeb there.  She's 26 so I don't know if she's on the eight year program or what.  From the looks of it, she's perfect for the single and unemployed father of four. Hearing about this possible match got me to thinking about K-F...

The Newest Installment of WTF is Lily Allen Not Wearing?

lilyallen I'm thinking underwear.  Lily Allen did her best Posh this week wearing Armand Basi whilst shopping at Prada.  Did you like my cultural use of whilst?  I must have been a Brit in a past life.  I use whilst, snog, colour and cad like they belong to me. Also, pictures of the totally sober Allen here last night showing off a winning smile and a naked ass.  She really is Britain's answer to Tara Reid isn't she?...

Ashlee Simpson Lightens Up

Ashlee Simpson I promise you.  I am not a bitter brunette.  I think blonde hair is beautiful and we all know how gentlemen prefer it.  Thankfully, I never had any use for gentlemen.  Anyway, there is a small segment of women that I believe look so much better with dark hair.  Jessica Biel, Lindsay Lohan, and Halle Berry for example. What do you think?  Does Ashlee look better dark or light? Ashlee Simpson out yesterday in Hollywood....

Lisa Rinna Works to Make the World a Better Place in 2009

56355964lisarinna1220200851150pm As just another human on this earth, I try to contribute something to the planet.  I really do factor this thinking in to many of the things I do.  It could be something as simple as selecting a product made of recycled materials or handing out my old coats to the homeless.  It is my philosophy that many people making many small gestures can lead to a really impressive result.  Make a difference; make this life count...you know? So.  Lisa Rinna has decided that her world beautifi...

Tom Cruise’s Kids Take a Night Off From Playing Bridge

56392615connorisabella1220200832755pm I raced to Google when I saw these pictures, in the vain hope that at least one of Tom Cruise's kids was old enough to legally purchase cigarettes.  The mother in me just cannot allow myself to be critical of 16 and 12 year-old children.  Which these two are.  Can you believe it?  Don't they look so much older than that?  What 16 year-old wears jacquard?  You rarely hear much about Tom Cruise's kids.  I was impressed that they are never in the papers for their DUI's and Vegas quickies.  Y...

Everyone Else Hates Balthazar Getty, Too

sienna_balthazar Hey, guys. You know how you hate Balthazar Getty? Because he left his wife and four young children to frolic naked on beaches around the world with Sienna Miller? And that shit's just appalling? Well, turns out everyone on the set of his TV show, Brothers & Sisters, hates him, too. "No one on set is a fan," one source reports. How bad is it? I’m told Getty has been late to set and he's been in foul moods. "They often have to move shooting schedules around to accommodate [him]," a ...

Fergie and Josh Set a Date

55425479fergie1220200830421pm Ok, I am here and seriously roughing it.  And by roughing it, I mean Cheetos for breakfast, 13 inches of snow (and still snowing) and cycling electricity and internet outages.  I seem to have a consistent connection for the moment and really didn't appreciate anything Fergie related being the first cyber-item my brain was required to process. I was hoping, since a year has passed since their engagement announcement coupled with the fact that there have been no other subsequent anno...

Fun with YouTube: Demi Lovato, “La La Land”

Hi guys! Wendie's Internet is on the fritz (stupid snow!) so I'm helping out a bit. Here's Demi Lovato's new video. You know what I think is interesting here? At the beginning, the lyric on the album (yes I own the album, and I like it, so fuck you), is "I'm not a supermodel / I still eat McDonalds, baby" but in the video they've changed it to "I still eat at Ronald's." I wonder if McDonalds complained about the semi-negative use of their brand there. Another observation: She's nowhere near as good on camera as Miley or Selena, but, damn, she can outsing both of 'em. /> Hi guys! Wendie's Internet is on the fritz (stupid snow!) so I'm helping out a bit. Here's Demi Lovato's new video. You know what I think is interesting here? At the beginning, the lyric on the album (yes I own the album, and I like it, so fuck you), is "I'm not a supermodel / I still eat McDonalds, baby" but in the video they've changed it to "I still eat at Ronald's." I wonder if McDonalds complained about the semi-negative use of their brand there. Another observation: She's nowhere n...

Just Because

I'm totally checked out for the rest of the month, guys. It is SO HARD to focus on work this time of year. Luckily you guys are equally bored at work, and that means you send each other funny videos to watch while you're in the office, and every now and then they make their way through the Internets to me. This one cracked me up. (If you don't know who Plaxico Burress is, I wrote about him here.) /> I'm totally checked out for the rest of the month, guys. It is SO HARD to focus on work this time of year. Luckily you guys are equally bored at work, and that means you send each other funny videos to watch while you're in the office, and every now and then they make their way through the Internets to me. This one cracked me up. (If you don't know who Plaxico Burress is, I wrote about him here.)...