Here's Josh Hartnett and some overall unfortunate hair leaving his final stage performance in Rain Man on London's West End.
Thank goodness!
Now that he doesn't have to show up for eight performances a week, Josh can finally enjoy a caterpillar roll without running the risk of pulling a Piven.
Also, if you think I am ANYWHERE CLOSE to being done making jokes about Jeremy Piven's sushi-mercury poisoning, you are tragically mistaken. I'm gonna do this shit forever. Seriously, on my de...
I can't believe this has taken three years. Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony may finally be on the rocks.
Evidence:
1) Jennifer attended The Curious Case of Benjamin Button premiere without her husband or her wedding ring.
2) Marc Anthony has been appearing publicly without his wedding band.
3) Sources cite Anthony's controlling personality and unfaithful ways as issues within the marriage.
4) Anthony was spotted at Bungalow 8 and Marquee with his hand on the thing of...
Life & Style is reporting that a doctor rushed to the home of Samantha Ronson yesterday and X17 is reporting that she was rushed to the hospital today. Who knows which is true but my money is on X17. Either way, Sam is suffering from the most widespread illness in Hollywood: Exhaustion and stress.
According to a source, "She's been suffering from depression and from lack of food and sleep," and that Lindsay "has been helping her through this as she has been through it herself two years ago."
I've been exhausted and stressed and depressed for nine years straight....
At least as far as this weekend's movie releases go. It was close though. Carrey's Yes Man opened up to a sad $18.2M closely followed by Smith's Seven Pounds at $16M. The Tales of Despereaux, sadly the only movie I have interest in seeing, came in third with The Day the Earth Stood Still and sigh Four Christmases rounding out the top five.
The horrible weather on the east coast (speaking of which, my electricity has gone out about six times since I started this post) definitely contrib...
Michael Jackson is being sued in regards to a little boy. Which isn't unusual but thankfully, this suit doesn't involve genitals. The woman who claims to be the surrogate mother that gave birth to Jackson's son Prince Michael Jackson II or you know, Blanket, wants joint custody of him in the form of weekend visits and a voice in decision-making regarding his education. She's also looking for some financial assistance. One. Billion. Dollars. Which, let's just ignore that obscen...
Amy Winehouse. Topless here. You're very, very welcome. And I think this goes without saying but just in case you've hit the nog a little too hard this season, NSFW.
Oh, and funniest quote ever from the accompanying News of the World article: “Amy just whipped off her top and dived in to the sea without a care in the world. She was looking a better than she has for a while. A bit of sun is just what she needs.” Yeah, a tan. That's what she needs. Why didn't I think of that...
I'm well aware of the fact that I am the only person in the world that isn't impressed by Gwen Stefani. Not her fashion, face or vocals. What else is new? I'm used to having an unpopular opinion. It feels natural at this point in my life. Please. Don't one person say that they think Gwen is a mediocre singer who dresses funny and needs to abandon the geisha makeup racket she's had going on for the past decade plus. I can't handle that kind of anarchy.
So this picture comes a...
This is CRAZINESS! A filthy rich French heiress is giving ONE BILLION dollars to her "friend," a man 25 years younger than her. Her daughter is trying to sue to stop her from doing it! It's like Anna Nicole in reverse!
Liliane Bettencourt, the billionaire heiress to the L'Oreal cosmetics empire, lashed out Sunday at her daughter for questioning her right to donate a billion dollars in gifts to a society photographer.
Francoise Bettencourt-Meyers claims that her 86-year-old mother, France's ...
Okay, okay, for once I actually feel kind of bad for Paris. I remember when I was a kid, when my dad was fresh out of med school and we didn't have much money, we lived in a pretty crappy part of town, and our house got broken into once every couple of years. I was too young to understand most of it, but my father had given me one of those huge plastic containers that goes on top of water coolers and I had, over the course of several years, filled it with nickels and pennies. I was so proud ...
Wendie ran the first batch this weekend; you can see them here. Now there are even more, plus a video of Amy dancing topless on her balcony. I'm not joking. It's here.
You know what's weird?
Despite all the hell she puts her body through, she still has really nice tits. I guess the gods of evolution (is that an oxymoron?) want us to keep our reproductive organs intact no matter what.
I also love how, without her crazy wig beehive, she's totally rocking the Jew-fro. Like, underneath the...
I spent Sunday sledding on a freeway exit and searching for a cell phone in two feet of snow with a metal detector, but Jordin Sparks? Arrived in Perth, Australia, where the sun shines as brightly as her virginity.
Personally, I'd rather be covered in snow and, on occasion, semen. ...