Listen up, people, I'm bringing "sloppy seconds" back. Ever since Sean Avery dropped that phrase unapologetically (well, he apologized later, but not specifically for using such an antiquated phrase), I've been thinking to myself, "Damn, people don't say 'sloppy seconds' nearly often enough." So here's a clip of Amanda Bynes, hitting the town with Doug Reinhardt, whom LC briefly "dated" on The Hills before deeming him "too boring." Let's learn a bit about Doug, from his fantastic personal website:

Doug Reinhardt is a gentleman with a strong drive for success in all aspects of his life. His sense of humor is contagious and his charm is breathtaking. Doug has always had strong morals and set his goals early in life. Doug started playing organized baseball at 4 years old. Throughout his high school years, he gained an enormous respect for the sport. Doug’s passion for baseball ultimately leads him to turn down a baseball scholarship with USC to sign with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim as their 8th pick. His experience with the Angels has been extremely positive and has further inspired him to pursue his life-long goal to continue his career as a Professional Baseball Player. In 2007, Doug signed with the Baltimore Orioles, where he played for the season. Currently, Doug is recovering from a knee injury while attending Pepperdine University. Pursuing his academic goals is just as important as professional baseball. Doug will also be featured as a new cast member in the fourth season on the popular TV series, “The Hills” which will air on MTV in August 2008. Additionally, Doug diligently works to promote the success of the business he developed called Fun Facter. Doug serves as Chief Executive Officer of FUGEN Mobile, LLC and Fun Facter, LLC. Doug focuses on the core strategy of FUGEN Mobile and its ability to offer a complete mobile solution. In his role as CEO of Fun Facter he manages the deployment of new products and services and direct to consumer advertising strategies. Fun Facter creates, publishes and distributes across the US a broad range of premium mobile content, including SMS alerts, music, graphics, games and mobile community services. Founded in November 2005 Fun Facter, LLC is emerging as a leading mobile phone entertainment provider. Furthermore, Doug works with Entrepreneurial Properties Corporation where he is involved in multi-family real estate investments. Doug conducts extensive research and analysis of various metropolitan areas in the Midwest and Southwest to determine their investment potential.

To summarize: Breathtaking charm! Plays baseball! Owns a doomed mobile technologies company! Is tangentially involved in a doomed real estate company! Hasn't quite finished college! Oh, Doug. I've had sex with you so many times, and your potential has always been a great deal like your erection: fleeting, and perhaps just an illusion anyway. Amanda, ditch this dude, pronto. /> Listen up, people, I'm bringing "sloppy seconds" back. Ever since Sean Avery dropped that phrase unapologetically (well, he apologized later, but not specifically for using such an antiquated phrase), I've been thinking to myself, "Damn, people don't say 'sloppy seconds' nearly often enough." So here's a clip of Amanda Bynes, hitting the town with Doug Reinhardt, whom LC briefly "dated" on The Hills before deeming him "too boring." Let's learn a bit about Doug, from his fantastic perso...

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