Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nicole Kidman Goes Completely Britney On Us

Nicole Kidman's acting talent knows no bounds.  She won an Academy Award for playing Virginia Woolf in The Hours.  She was virtually unrecognizable in that movie.  Now she's filming The Danish Girl where she plays the first post-op transsexual.  This chick is always choosing projects that really challenge and stretch her abilities.  Here is Nicole in her newest role portraying a car seat.  She's amazing; she can play anything....

I Want Fucking Answers…Now.

    What the hell has Christina Aguilera done to herself?  She's been looking different for a while and I was chalking it up to having had a baby recently.  Because sometimes women just look different after being pregnant.  Debra Messing and Leah Remini for example.  Never.  Looked.  The same.  I don't even want to tell you what hell pregnancy inflicted on my waist-to-hip-ratio.  But in Christina's case, this has to be surgical since babies d...

Jodie Sweetin Consults Psychic to Learn When Her Fifteen Minutes of Fame Might End

Can you even believe there is a fourth update on Jodie Sweetin's split from Cody Herpin, her husband of 16 months?  It's Jodie fucking Sweetin.  Apparently she split because he, unemployed film transporting coordinator couldn't support the childhood actress who invested her Full House residuals in pharmaceuticals. In court papers, Sweetin stated, "Our house is in foreclosure, our water has been shut off twice. Currently, all of our other utilities are overdue.  [He] kept finding ...

I’ll Be Teaching My Kids How To Sort Laundry and Work the Toaster This Morning

I did not know that Mischa Barton started a blog last month.  I must read every last word of the wisdom that only Mischa possesses and I cannot be bothered with outside annoyances such as hungry children or a need to shower. Ok...I'm back and I read it all.  She actually posts things like "Here I am in this dress.  Don't I look terrific?" and "Here's my handbag line...isn't it amazing?"  A brief summary of life according to Mischa:  I'm an international superstar and a f...

Even More of Rob Pattinson’s Facebook Emails: With Camilla Belle!

Despite what he may have claimed in his other set of emails, it appears Robert Pattinson IS boning Camilla Belle, as his FB email to her suggests his on-and-off girlfriend, Giulietta, "caught on someway or another." Tee hee. WONDER WHAT JOE JONAS THINKS??? I hope Taylor Swift is having a field day with this shit. Oh, and Giulietta has a blog, of course, and on it she wrote the following: We live in a sad, sad world today. Where people are taken advantage of from the wrong reas...

I Don’t Hate Katie Holmes Right Now

This interview with New York Times magazine actually makes her seem sane and normal and adult and charming. Plus she looks phenomenal, absolutely gorgeous. /> This interview with New York Times magazine actually makes her seem sane and normal and adult and charming. Plus she looks phenomenal, absolutely gorgeous. ...

We’re Not Going Anywhere, Bitches

Gossip blogs are folding like crazy right now, with the latest deaths at MollyGood and Stereohyped, both Jossip properties. It sucks BIG TIME and it's a bummer to watch so many incredibly talented young writers get their walking papers. Hopefully this'll just give them time to write their great American novel. But here's what I know, kids: We're not going anywhere here at Evil Beet. This shit is gonna be around for-fucking-ever, even if I have to do porn in my spare time to pay the hosting bills. I have yet to think of any job that I would ever prefer to getting paid to write about my one true passion in this life -- celebrities! -- so this site'll be here well into 2009. ENJOY! />Gossip blogs are folding like crazy right now, with the latest deaths at MollyGood and Stereohyped, both Jossip properties. It sucks BIG TIME and it's a bummer to watch so many incredibly talented young writers get their walking papers. Hopefully this'll just give them time to write their great American novel. But here's what I know, kids: We're not going anywhere here at Evil Beet. This shit is gonna be around for-fucking-ever, even if I have to do porn in my spare time to pay the hosting ...

LiLo and Sam: Trouble in Paradise, Per Usual

Hey guys, guess what? Samantha and Lindsay were out partying, and Samantha started paying too much attention to other people, and Lindsay ran out crying and Samantha chased after her. I'm going to ask you all to bookmark this post. Please call the bookmark "Lindsay and Samantha Having a Typical Night Out." And, in the future, rather than writing the same story again and again and again, I'm just going to be like "Hey guys, please check your bookmarks for today's story about Lindsay and...

Robert Pattinson’s Facebook Convos Indicate He May Be Boning Kristen Stewart .. and Lots of Other People

Today Defamer has some screencaps of what someone claims are Robert Pattinson's private Facebook convos -- one with Giulietta Spirlea, his on-and-off girlfriend, and some buddy of his. His Facebook is under the name Randle Patrick McMurphy (Cuckoo's Nest, anyone?). In the conversation with Giulietta, she talks about Camilla Belle being a bitch, and Robert says "camilla? there's nothing on with camilla, she and i are mates. i don't like her in that way" and then promises he'll be back in LA soon to "take...