I swear, you guys, athletes have been kicking celebrities' asses in terms of doing interesting shit lately. I keep threatening to my boss that I'm going to turn this site into Evil Beet Sports one day and just be like the female version of Deadspin. Except without any of the, ya know, knowledge about sports. I think that'll make it even more interesting.
So, okay, Fox had a serious wardrobe malfunction on Sunday night. And by "wardrobe malfunction" I mean "towel malfunction" by which I mea...
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We don't see a lot of Heather Graham these days, but she was looking absolutely gorge on the red carpet for The Wrestler's screening in NYC. I love this look on her and I just think she's such a stunningly beautiful woman. I only wish she were as good at choosing scripts as she is at choosing clothes. She hasn't been in anything half-decent since ... Austin Powers? ...
Here's Lindsay Lohan and some brand spankin' new hair extensions, hawking her line of best-selling leggings at Nordstrom at The Grove on Monday.
She actually looks quite lovely and happy here. Nice to see.
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Olympic cutie Nastia Liukin is sucking up every last minute of this fame -- as well she should. And save those pennies, girl!! It won't be like this forever!
Nastia made an appearance at Macy's in Herald Square on Monday.
Unfortunately, she doesn't get a gold medal in making sure her fly is zipped. Whoops!...
Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the two stars of Twilight who may or may not be porking, continue their We Don't Give a Fuck 2008 international tour. This week, they're not giving a fuck in Paris. Look at them. They don't give a fuck. They'd rather eat boiled donkey balls than be getting paid millions of dollars to walk this red carpet in Paris and they're gonna make damn sure you know it. Not giving a fuck: So hot right now.
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There's no better way to ask America nicely to stop talking about your no-longer-estranged husband's stay in sexhab than to show up courtside at a Knicks game with your two young children.
David Duchovny and Tea Leoni brought their kiddos, Madelaine and Kyd, to watch the Knicks play the Pistons in New York on Monday night.
Those are very cute kids, although they do look terribly bored to be there. Also I always think it's kind of shitty to drag children into a PR stunt, but I guess I ...
Bad news for everyone who made it onto the Britney Spears dance team this season: they're drug-testing.
A source tells E! News that, in an effort to keep the on-track pop star free from negative influences, her camp is requiring that all of her backup dancers submit to drug tests.
"They all had to be drug tested and, if they didn't pass, they were fired," the insider says.
"I think they only do it for her because she is under strict watch. I think they just want good influences around her," t...
Valkyrie, Tom Cruise's painfully ill-fated Third Reich flick, has made a last-minute decision to open on Christmas Day rather than later that week.
Um ... who goes to the movies on Christmas?
If you guessed "Jews and families with small children and other demographics who would rather stare at a bathroom wall than your Hitler movie, dude," you'd be correct. You should also consider shooting an email over to the folks at United Artists, since apparently they didn't get that memo.
This is going to be a re...