Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Even More Jogging Playlists

So ... This Sunday, in Seattle, it is expected to be 20 degrees and snowing. What am I doing to celebrate, you ask? I'm running the Jingle Bell 5K at 8:30 in the morning with some of my RealNetworks pals. Lacy Kemp, who runs the Real Networks blog, suggested we all put together a playlist to "beat." So, basically, your playlist should last as long as you expect it to take you to run the 5K. In the snow. The lists are here. (Sorry, music is U.S. only.) Can you guess which one is mine? (Hint: It's the only one with Britney Spears on it AND it's the longest by far.) />So ... This Sunday, in Seattle, it is expected to be 20 degrees and snowing. What am I doing to celebrate, you ask? I'm running the Jingle Bell 5K at 8:30 in the morning with some of my RealNetworks pals. Lacy Kemp, who runs the Real Networks blog, suggested we all put together a playlist to "beat." So, basically, your playlist should last as long as you expect it to take you to run the 5K. In the snow. The lists are here. (Sorry, music is U.S. only.) Can you guess which one is mine? (Hint: ...

TRAGEDY: Top Chef’s Sam Talbot Ties the Knot!

Sam Talbot and Paola Guerrero Pictures Photos Ohhhhh sad! One of my favorite Z-list crushes just got married. Sam Talbot, the hottie Tom Chef contestant, married Paola Guerrero in a secret ceremony at New York's City Hall. "It was just the two of them, looking low-key but gorgeous," says a source. "They are madly in love, and he is the happiest man alive to call her his wife." Geez. First Giuliana steals Bill Rancic, and now this chick takes my chef man. When will I land the reality TV star of my dreams? ...

How Is This the Cover of Us Weekly?

Candace Cameron on the Cover of Us Weekly Pictures Photos Either it's the slowest news week ever, or we're really so obsessed with our body image that the 20-pound weight loss of a person who hasn't been relevant since 1993 is the single most important celebrity topic of the past seven days. (I think I know which one it is.) I never really read the celebrity weeklies. Are they always this stupid? In fairness, Candace looks great. I just don't think it's a cover story. ...

We’re Introducing Ourselves to the Aliens with Keanu Reeves

Sigh. Twentieth Century Fox's remake of sci-fi classic "The Day the Earth Stood Still" will be the widest release ever --if you count outer space. At the same time that the film opens today in theaters, Fox and a privately owned celestial communications network will use equipment at Cape Canaveral, Fla., to begin beaming "The Day the Earth Stood Still" to Alpha Centauri, the nearest star system to Earth. The galactic stunt is a first-ever for a Hollywood studio. But if there is a life in...

Wow, I May Be Done with Paris Hilton

Two days in a row now, there have been photos of Paris Hilton doing stuff in LA on the photo services, and, two days in a row, I have been like, "You know what, I'm not going to pay for these. They're not worth it." Daily Paris is over, you guys. I'm not banning Paris by any means, but I think I'm ready to stop showcasing whatever she's doing daily. I'm ... dare I say it? ... bored by her these days. Watching Paris Hilton do her grocery shopping in a $2000 outfit with a $5000 purse and...

Queen Aniston Holds Court

Jennifer Aniston looked absolutely stunning at the LA premiere of her much-publicized new flick, Marley & Me. Everything about this look works, and she just looks radiant and delightful and gorgeous and I couldn't be happier for her! She posed a bunch with co-star Owen "Not Dead Yet" Wilson and even spent some time with her canine co-star. And you know who else just happened to be there? John Mayer, 'natch. [gallery]...