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Can Someone Throw a Happy Meal at Nicole Richie, Please?

56367925nicolerichie12142008104746am Joel Madden and Nicole Richie appeared last night at the official launch of the Madden brother's K-DCMA footwear line.  Nicole continues to look beautiful but I maintain my position that she's getting scary skinny. Also there, Benji Madden (of course!), Audrina Patridge and Tila Tequila.  Do you think people in other countries laugh at us because Tila Tequila is considered famous here in the United States?  I knew that she liked to make out with chicks on TV but I just wiki'd her to educate myself on the back story...

Amy Says “Goodbye” to SNL and I Say “Hello” to Lexapro

Amy Poehler wasn't supposed to be back at SNL after the birth of her son (shudder) Archie.  But she did come back last night for one last appearance and to say goodbye.  Here is the clip.  I've come to a realization.  I'm obviously completely unbalanced because I got choked up a little bit watching the beginning of this.  And if I'm crying during a Saturday Night Live cast member farewell segment, it really makes me wonder why I'm not, like, medicated....

Suri Cruise is a Bad Ass

56366352suricruise12132008112911pm I'm not kidding here.  She wears rhinestone press-ons which are the brass knuckles of the toddler set.  Total gangsta.  Is that nail polish on her pinkie?  It's probably some sort of gang symbolism.  Incidentally, I'm really old-fashioned because my kid wouldn't be wearing red nail polish at like...two...gang or not. I love her facial expression.  You can tell she's totally going to be one of those celebs who goes totally Kanye on the paps all the time.  Or maybe she's just freezing.  Is ...

Lily Allen Sucks Life Out of Womanizer

   Lily Allen has done a cover of Britney Spears' Womanizer.  A couple of things immediately come to mind:  1)  This song was just released a couple months ago.  We're already doing remakes?  2)  I am so completely depressed listening to this version.  Like, get me some Lithium, hide all the razors, I need a pen and some paper to jot down a few final thoughts depressed. What do you all think?  Better than or worse than Britney?  And was a cover of this really necessary ninety day...

Like Father Like Son

hefnerboys Oh why is this picture so disturbing to me?  Like I need to even tell you, these tragically polyestered young men are the sons of Hugh Hefner.  Eighteen year-old Marston and 17 year-old Cooper shared their thoughts on their dad's dating practices in this week's issue of Us Magazine.  It makes you wonder how they were both raised in the same household.  Were these two separated for their childhoods like some sort of modern-day Parent Trap? The 18 year old-  "I'm not going to have multiple gir...

Daily Lohan

56364492lindsaylohan1213200840618pm Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were spotted today at LAX.  Seriously, I want my celebs shiny, showered and dressed.  This greasy hair, black legging, spotty tanner, leather coat and hoodie thing has gone on far too long Linds.  It's time to embrace some soap and a new look; because your leggings are becoming the striped shorts of Richard Simmon's world.  Some call it a trademark, I call it a tragesty. Samantha, on the other hand, is basically in black tie-aka not wearing a concer...

Jennifer Hudson Update

More details are revealing themselves about what led to the tragic deaths of Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother and nephew. Reports say, in early October, suspect William Balfour accused his estranged wife Julia (Jennifer's sister) of having a boyfriend.  He threatened to harm her family if she didn't end things.  Julia brushed off the threat as he had made similar statements in the past.  A couple weeks later, when at the Hudson's house, he saw a gift that was given to Julia by her boyfriend.  He again threatened her.  And allegedly made good on his promise about an hour later.  Here's the lesson:  if someone threatens bodily harm to you or your loved ones, take it seriously.  Call the police.  Have documentation.  I don't know if it would have made a difference in this case or not.  But what if it would have?  The mother in me is just so sad about this case. />More details are revealing themselves about what led to the tragic deaths of Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother and nephew. Reports say, in early October, suspect William Balfour accused his estranged wife Julia (Jennifer's sister) of having a boyfriend.  He threatened to harm her family if she didn't end things.  Julia brushed off the threat as he had made similar statements in the past.  A couple weeks later, when at the Hudson's house, he saw a gift that was given to Julia by her boyfr...

Shania Twain Wife Swap

56170025shaniatwain1213200815217pm There have been a couple reports that Shania Twain has been seen with some dude Frédéric Thiébaud.  Which, you know, who cares?  But Thiébaud is in the middle of a divorce.  From the woman that is now with Shania's soon-to-be ex, Mutt Lange.  People is reporting it like they are just traveling companions.  Two people going through similar situations who have discovered a friendship.  I'm calling total bullshit on that. Back in May when Shania and Mutt split, I was the first to j...

Oh Mother of God

playboymex 'Tis the season for the Virgin Mary to be showing up all over hell.  You could just be making nachos one day unaware that you are due for a divine intervention all in the name of a blender gone wild.   And nothing, nothing says "Mary" like splattered salsa on your kitchen wall.  Which apparently happened to some chick in California.   Sightings on freezer doors, hospital windows and $28,000 grilled cheese sandwiches are totally expected between October and December of any given year.  Hav...

Introducing: Threaded Commenting on Evil Beet!

Hi kids. We have threaded commenting here now. Below every comment, there is a button that says "Reply." Clicking that button will allow you to leave a reply to a specific comment. If you just want to leave a general comment on the thread, you can do that by scrolling to the end of the existing comments, just like you did before. I figured you guys would like this, because it'll make it easier for you to direct your ire at specific fellow commenters. When you guys fight in the comments, the real winner is always me, because it's both funny and lucrative. Threads will be capped at three levels deep. I can change that if you want, but I figure that any more than three levels will eventually make everyone insane. Please let me know if you love it or hate it. xoxo Beet />Hi kids. We have threaded commenting here now. Below every comment, there is a button that says "Reply." Clicking that button will allow you to leave a reply to a specific comment. If you just want to leave a general comment on the thread, you can do that by scrolling to the end of the existing comments, just like you did before. I figured you guys would like this, because it'll make it easier for you to direct your ire at specific fellow commenters. When you guys fight in the comments, the...

Interview with McSteamy

eric_dane Elle magazine's got an interview with Eric Dane this month that's pretty much just worth reprinting in full. I'm not going to do that, because it's kind of long, but you can read it here, and the best parts are reprinted below. ELLE: I first encountered your name several years ago when you and Jack Nicholson were concurrently dating Lara Flynn Boyle. What's it like competing with Jack? Eric Dane: Jack Nicholson is Jack Nicholson. The guy's a colossal personality and I'm sure he's charming, and I bet she had a lot of fun with him, but my take on the whole thing was, I'm 30. He's 70. This is not going to go d...
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