Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Why Is Lindsay Posting on MySpace at 6:42 am?

lohan_shirt The latest on Lindser's MySpace blog, posted at 6:42 am today. for you this is for samantha ronson here you go baby hahahahahahaahaha everyone should watch it late night! i know "i'm so embaressing" xox L Currently watching : Without a Trace - The First & Second Complete Seasons Release date: By 2007-03-13 So here's the question: Did Lindsay Lohan get up really early this morning? Or did she just not go to sleep last night? I know which way I'm leaning. I think the o...

Real Women Have Stretch Marks

56379179nicola_mclean1216200845047pm I was kind of blown away by these photos of British glamour model and reality TV personality Nicola McLean launching Ultimo's new bra line in England. Mostly because Nicola's the mother of a two-year-old boy ... and it shows. Her body is freakin' amazing, but she still has stretch marks like crazy. She doesn't seem to be self-conscious about it in the least, though -- she's rocking the skimpy outfits and showing off her stretchies. And obviously the company didn't care either -- they were hap...

Even More Quotables

Ashlee Simpson Pregnant Baby Bump with Pete Wentz Pictures Photos "It was the single best sexual encounter I've ever had. We were in the Soho Grand Hotel, and there was a mirror, and I was like, 'Oh my God, you're banging the girl of your dreams and you're watching it right now.'" Pete Wentz, talking to Howard Stern about the first time he had sex with his wife/baby mama Ashlee Simpson. He also commented on their decision not to sell their baby's pictures. "At this point, it was not the right decision for us to go out and pimp our baby in that way," h...

Quotables

Nicole Kidman Playing Didgeridoo "People are going to see Nicole playing it and think it's all right. It bastardizes our culture. I will guarantee she has no more children. It is not meant to be played by women as it will make them barren." Award-winning actor, screenwriter and Aboriginal language teacher Richard Green, to the Sydney Morning Herald, regarding Nicole Kidman playing a didgeridoo while promoting her latest movie on a German television show. Among Aboriginal Australians, there is a strong taboo against women ...

Jennifer Lopez Lands a New Movie Role

jennifer_lopez_bobs The triathlete mother formerly known as JLo has signed on to play the lead role in Plan B, a film being produced by CBS's brand new movies division. The project involves a single woman who attempts to conceive via artificial insemination and winds up in a quandary after she finds romance. Production is scheduled to start in the spring, making it one of the first projects to get a green light at CBS Films. Let me get this straight: this plot didn't work as a comedy when it starred Tina ...

Zooey Deschanel Is Not Your Whore

If you haven't heard Zooey Deschanel's actual album -- as part of a fabulous band called She and Him -- I'd recommend you check it out immediately, because it's awesome, and it's exactly what you'd expect out of Zooey. Until then, though, here's a clip from Zooey's new flick, Yes Man, where her character sings a little feminist ditty about not being a whore. /> If you haven't heard Zooey Deschanel's actual album -- as part of a fabulous band called She and Him -- I'd recommend you check it out immediately, because it's awesome, and it's exactly what you'd expect out of Zooey. Until then, though, here's a clip from Zooey's new flick, Yes Man, where her character sings a little feminist ditty about not being a whore. ...

Twilight Casting Dramz Continue: Will Taylor Be Replaced???

Michael Copon Pictures Photos Oooh, casting drama is the best kind of drama. It's so cut-throat and heartless! Apparently Twilight producers still don't think that cutie pie Taylor Lautner is right for the role of Jacob in New Moon, and it's looking more and more likely that the role will go to 26-year-old Michael Copon, whose list of credentials include a role in Scorpion King 2 and looking vaguely ethnic. He also has a body type that I like to refer to as "douchebag buff." A representative for Copon says they're making a...