Hi guys.
If you can believe it, after spending the past two days outside in a blizzard, I am sick today. I know, I know. I’m shocked too. Plus it’s Friday and it’s the day after Christmas and traffic is ridiculously low anyway and no one is even reading this so I could just go ahead and confess about my third nipple and no one would even know. Seriously though I feel like ass, so this is probably the last post of the day. Not that you care because you’re not reading this anyway. Did I mention my five labia piercings? Okay really though if you do have a third nipple can you get it pierced? Does anyone do that? Are there pictures on the Internet? Links please.
Oh and Tom Brady is engaged to Gisele Bundchen. You know, the chick he left his pregnant girlfriend for awhile back? Because let’s not forget that he left a pregnant girlfriend. Because he did. He proposed to Gisele on Christmas Eve, on a private jet that took off from Teterboro Airport in New Jersey and landed in Boston. There were four dozen white roses on board, as well as champagne. Oh and Gisele’s parents were there, too. So no pressure. Gisele said yes. MERRY CHRISTMAS BRIDGET MOYNAHAN!
Okay back to bed for my sick ass.
When I first read your post, I thought you meant Tom and Gisele were related. Damn, that would be awesome.
Get well soon Beet!
Maybe this will make you feel better (or sicker, who knows) ;)
http://www.odditycentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/niple.jpg
i hate tom brady for numerous reasons. a few are legitimate. but you know what he likely is marrying a bad person. tom brady is the gwen stefani of men; he’s a guy who is having a life way better than their talent deserves. and as my pursed lips smirk, karma is about to cash that check. we’ll observe.
your career is over and you are too stupid to know you marrying the woman with the most goddamned annoying voice since ethel merman, is going to haunt you (and eventually your non-pre-nupped ass) for the rest of your life.
heres a whole page of third nipple piercings, because i have nothing else to do!
http://www.bmezine.com/pierce/08-nipple/third001.html
Wow. That’s so ridiculous yet not absurd or surprising at all.
I love that you guys actually tracked down these pics. Amazing.
Is he trying to scratch her crotch?
(I know he’s likely reaching back to take her hand, but it looks like the other).
I agree loll
She’s a man… and dying laughing at the 5 labia piercings.
omg, even tho i hate tom brady, and gisele for being with him, i love her boots! way better than Lindsey’s, beet.
Ok, what’s hotter; girls in jeans with boots or jeans and flipflops…
jeans and boots!
Flip flops are never hot.
3 things; sorry you’re sick, feel better…and fuck them!
Loathe them both… but she has perfect legs….
“Sale!!! Every third nipple free!”
Victoria, that is too much.
congrats on your third nipple beet!!!
i love her nickname forever is jizz
i do have to say she has one of the best bodies i’ve ever seen on a woman
i thought she was with dicaprio?
LOL
5 labia piercings? Wow, I’m impressed. I didn’t think you can pierce down there, but than, I’m a dude, so ….
I read you everyday, your take on the celebs really crack me up.
Take care.
They really piss me off. I hope karma does get back to them both.
they look alike, except he somehow manages to make her face look ugly on him….
she should of said no to him! i do not like him. and she seems like such a cool person
I hate him
I hate football but I was happy to see the last few seconds of last year’s Super Bowl and watch him lose. He’s almost cute and then you really look at his face and realize he’s probably the missing link.
I have no opinion on her but I probably wouldn’t be too into a guy who has a baby. But I guess I’m old fashioned.
G and T are obviously constructed from the same superficial mold — I can’t believe that he left B to begin with, let alone that anyone woman in her right mind would trust him not to do the same to them. Then again, it is G and we all know what cold hearted, self-centered B* she is! She must have some magical P in order to have conned T into being her B*.
Is Nyquil vegan? I hope so, because that is all I would want to do if I was as sick as you sound in your three nipple delirium!
Smooches!
he totally looks like he is trying to grab some snatch..
being sick sucks ass, hope you feel better soon Beet.
LOL looks like Tom is sneaking a squeege of Gisele’s vadge. hahaha
FIVE labia piercings?
Is that all? I thought this was a GOSSIP SITE.