Here’s Josh Hartnett and some overall unfortunate hair leaving his final stage performance in Rain Man on London’s West End.
Thank goodness!
Now that he doesn’t have to show up for eight performances a week, Josh can finally enjoy a caterpillar roll without running the risk of pulling a Piven.
Also, if you think I am ANYWHERE CLOSE to being done making jokes about Jeremy Piven’s sushi-mercury poisoning, you are tragically mistaken. I’m gonna do this shit forever. Seriously, on my death bed, I’m gonna be all like, “Keep my corpse away from sushi! No Samantha Jones shit for my dead body! Don’t wanna pull a Piven, ya know!”
mmm josh hartnett :P
his mom is my school’s librarian.
I will help spread the sushi word here in NYC. I thinks its still funny and fresh!
you’re aware that mercury poisoning can lead to brain damage? will you be making jokes about that too?
I have never, ever understood the josh hartnett attractive. I don’t even find him mildly attractive
oh whoops. the first one should be attraction. oh whatever
no matter how you spell it, ditto!