Paris Hilton Is Sad That Her Jewelry’s Gone

Okay, okay, for once I actually feel kind of bad for Paris. I remember when I was a kid, when my dad was fresh out of med school and we didn’t have much money, we lived in a pretty crappy part of town, and our house got broken into once every couple of years. I was too young to understand most of it, but my father had given me one of those huge plastic containers that goes on top of water coolers and I had, over the course of several years, filled it with nickels and pennies. I was so proud of it. Then the thieves came and stole my mom’s jewelry — given to her by her grandmother — and my 7-year-old life’s savings. Seriously, those bastards must have carried 30 pounds of fucking nickels out of the house with them. Evil evil people. I was devastated. I cried for days. So I actually kind of feel for Paris when she talks about how she’s sad about having all her shit stolen. It’s not like I needed those nickels, but it still really hurt that someone would steal them.

“I am devastated. I cannot believe someone broke into my home. They took items that had such sentimental value that no one will ever be able to replace,” Hilton told Life & Style Weekly. “I’m just thankful that I wasn’t there when it happened.”

The blonde socialite was out and about in Los Angeles when the robbery occurred. An insider close to Paris reveals to the magazine that “millions of dollars of jewelry was stolen — diamonds, necklaces, rings, watches and family heirlooms from her grandmothers.”

Luckily, Paris caught the thief on security cameras — giving police a lead on who broke in. “Paris has surveillance cameras set up in every room,” said the insider. “The thief was wearing a black hoody and knew exactly where to go, like he’s been there before.”

The insider adds, “Detectives are doing a huge investigation.”

Her mom Kathy’s keeping a positive outlook about it:

She and I were talking about it and really, it is stuff,” Kathy told E! News in an exclusive TV interview Saturday in the living room of her Beverly Hills-area home. “I’m just happy that she’s okay. But you can’t be possessed by your possessions. Those are just things. And I’m happy that she’s okay.”

As to what happened that night, Hilton added, “I think the police are investigating it right now. You’ll probably know before I do.”

To make matters worse for Paris, reports are swirling that the aging heiress is rapidly becoming persona non grata at hot Hollywood events:

The same night she was burgled of $2 million in jewels, she was reportedly reduced to hanging out with only her as-seen-on-TV BFF Brittany Flickinger, only to leave L.A. restaurant Saam just before Christina Aguilera arrived to celebrate her birthday with hubby Jordan Bratman, Nicole Richie, Joel Madden and (Paris’ ex) Benji Madden.

Poor Paris!

I am SO curious to find out who robbed her. If she has all those security cameras, why weren’t the doors locked? How did this guy get in there? Is it possible Paris actually staged this shit to keep herself in the spotlight? Wouldn’t put it past her …