Michael Jackson is being sued in regards to a little boy. Which isn’t unusual but thankfully, this suit doesn’t involve genitals. The woman who claims to be the surrogate mother that gave birth to Jackson’s son Prince Michael Jackson II or you know, Blanket, wants joint custody of him in the form of weekend visits and a voice in decision-making regarding his education. She’s also looking for some financial assistance. One. Billion. Dollars. Which, let’s just ignore that obscene dollar request for a minute. Michael’s history of sex abuse allegations didn’t give this rent-a-uterus pause but the recession has brought her out of the woodwork? Like, now she can’t pay her rent so she wants to be an involved and paid parent?
Sigh. Back to the dollar amount. I realize no one reads the papers anymore but isn’t it common knowledge that Michael Jackson is broke? He couldn’t hold on to Neverland Ranch. So asking for a billion dollars is astonishing; two million is a stretch.
But the best part of this whole mess is the suing surrogate’s name. Billie Jean Jackson. No, I’m not kidding.
does MJ darken the cleft in his chin with black eyeliner???
god that was my first thought too
God, his face is creepy beyond belief.
Face it, you’d have to be a whack job to be his surrogate child bearer. Only surprised we haven’t heard this from her before.
P.S. I just feel sad that he had such low self esteem/issues that he would voluntarily do that to his face to make it “better.”
He is sooooo creepy. Who , I ask, WHO would dare pass that gene pool on with him??? Rent a uterus!! LOL Ah, Wendie, you make me smile!!! I like you.
Billie Jean Jackson! No kidding!
Such a sad human being. I hope he finds peace before he dies. I love me some Michael Jackson. Not like that. Just, you know.
this chick is an absolute psycho. I also read that she claims to be Jackson’s wife and she has been arrested for trespassing on his property. And in court documents, she only refers to the kids as Blanket, never his real name. Oh and I am pretty sure she has just changed her name to Billie Jean (not positive). If not, that is the weirdest coincidence ever!
billie jean is not his lover
His kids are black, right? Or am I completely mistaken and he’s churning out Uh-Oh Oreos like himself?
Billie Jean has apparently been living under a rock smoking crack and listening to Thriller on repeat for the past 10 years and didn’t realize that Michael Jackson is broker than the people who got scammed by Bernie Madoff.
michael jackson i love you!!
michael forever king of pop
what you have to do with the life of Michael Jackson!
he deserves to be happy ..
and one I think everybody is very ungrateful to him after so many millions he duou to hospital and nobody thanks ..
michael very happiness to you!!
that you becomes very happy!!
beijos!!
i love you of heart
You are totally off the planet but hey, the light relief and the dreadful spelling were exactly what I needed right now…
Nearly fell off my chair LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah hahahahaha!!
HFS…beer in the nostrils!!! Must…stop…choking…
kiss MJ
you is beautiful,smart,pretty…
eu acho que ninguém tem nada a ver com a vida do michael jackson deixa ele viver a vida dele e cuida das sua vidas otários!!
o michael é lindo de qualquer jeito..
não vem falando dos filhos dele…caso se vocês não sabem a mãe das crianças dele são branquelas…e eles são lindos!!
pra mim tudo isso é inveja de todo o sucesso que ele fez e ainda faz…afinal ele é o ****rei do pop***
desejo que o michael jakson seje muito feliz…beijoss..!!i love you michael!..kisses
Finally the lyric to Feliz Navidad. I’ve looked forever…..
Maybe it’s the Christmas spirit, but I’m really starting to warm up to you Wendie.
I love me some Wendie! Seriously, but not in a girl crush way, just in an appreciating the funny commentary way…
Orly? I ttly haz a gurl crush.
Nah, really.
There have been some pictures of his kids popping up from time to time in various places, and the most interesting thing is that they are whiter than white with nary an African-American feature or hair amongst them.
Those are some interesting odds…that the normally pretty dominant black traits would somehow not show up in ANY of his three “biological” kids. I don’t think there are any MJ genes in there at all and I bet one of these days that is gonna hit the fan.
that is bizarre, some scientists should get on that shit, stat. because he was once a talented, good looking black kid. it’s hard enough to swallow that his skin and hair have been persuaded to whiteness, i dont’ see how his genes could be.
I really like his shade of lipstick.
ewww please don’t call him MJ..ughhh..that’s me!
I hate havin’ the same initials as that dude.
Seriously..
also….iii freaking loved him before. so sad.
im pretty sure that is what the song is about, isn’t it? although i know nearly next to nothing about mj. i’m totally loving joyce though. who portuguese people have such a hard on for mj?
Yeah. She’s claimed to have his child for years and he wrote a song about how “Billie Jean is not my lover.”
I assume she claims they had sex which apparently isn’t true according to the song.
I guess michael jackson is probably the only artist in the whole planet who was once insanely loved but now insanely detested by the very same people. sad just sad
i’m not one who think susan boil is beautiful but i honestly think michael jackson looks nice in this pic.
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michael jackson still looks hot to me, nd think about it, if he stayed normall looking it wouldnt reflect his character, but its sad that he had such low self esteem issues and the world didn’t make it better
poor mj; true the man didn’t have a real childhood and as an adult he’s lived an isolated life; the man earned millions in his life time. he’s given a lot of money to a lot of various charities yearly. all he wanted out of life was to have those 3 kids. true he was in debt, true he was worth more dead than alive. but it is really sad to hear about all these “greedy vultures” coming out of the wood work claiming there the parents of his his kids just to try to get their hands on money. that is truly sad use kids like that. i believe custody should go to mj mother and all of the money that is gained after his debts are taken care of should placed in a trust fund for the kids. it don’t matter of biological parents, mj is their dad he raised them and its his name on their birth cert. we should let the man rest in peace. im just as big of a fan of his music as the next person but i also believe in letting people have there moment in the sun, respect, privacy and so forth.
Seriously, guys, lay off Michael Jackson.
He wasn’t all that bad. The media completely corrupted his image. Everyone assumes he was this creepy, freaky child molestor when in fact he was a caring, compassionate humanitarian who attracted the wrong sort of people into his life. I.E: Shameful money-grabbers.
Poor guy.
And for the record, I happen to think he was handsome, especially in his prime.