This could be her. Sources say K-Fed was drinking Patron with volleyball player Victoria Prince for hours last night at Tao Las Vegas. Talking and drinking. In other words, it’s serious.
Prince attends the University of Hawaii and she’s some big-time volleyball celeb there. She’s 26 so I don’t know if she’s on the eight year program or what. From the looks of it, she’s perfect for the single and unemployed father of four.
Hearing about this possible match got me to thinking about K-Fed. Translation: I’m in a bad place in my mind and it needs to stop snowing. Forty-eight more hours of this shit could result in me buying Beyonce MP3s. It’s that bad. So, I was thinking of Kev and made the mistake of watching his old Popozao clip on YouTube. Now I can’t stop with the hand motions…cannot stop. The things I tolerate for this gig. Anyway, if they had kids, can you imagine the IQ? I’ll take 50-75 points.
In conclusion, Brit is going to go on a Velveeta grits bender when she hears the news. Brit, don’t be sad. When you feel blue, watch the Popozao video and remember that “popozao” translates to “big ass” in Portuguese. That’s not a coincidence.
ouchie. I am currently attending Berkeley (undergrad), and I am 25. I just took some years off because I didn’t want to go to college until it really meant something for me. Just because you’re older and in school doesn’t necessarily say anything about your intelligence. I have a full scholarship here so I can’t be that stupid.
Now now wendie no need to go offending your defenders.
XD
I thought that was ironic.
naw that’s okay. I still like Wendie a whole lot. I can disagree with people’s views (or really, just random blog posts) without turning against them.
I don’t think she meant that to offend anyone… it’s not like I would imagine I was in the same boat as someone who would date Kfed regardless.
I didn’t take the post to heart. I just wanted to give a shout-out to older students :)
lisa you fucking rule.
thanks lolly
berkeley? lisa you are awesome. i am 34 and just got accepted to cal state stanislaus- but i took like a 7 year break to shoot heroin and smoke crack, and i’m just getting back on my vanilla feet. but yay berkeley! i knew you were smart. my daughter plans to go there but she just got her first B in 6 years (calculus) so i think she just blew it!!! blew the scholarship anyway. . .
I wouldn’t say that. There is a ton of financial aid available. Thanks a lot, and good luck to you, your daughter, and your studies!
Suck it up with the snow. Geez.
Here in Canada weve been having a blizzard for the past couple of days and another one tomorrow.
THANK YOU. It’s Godamn snow, not a frigging tornado. We just had twelve inches and still went to school. I’m sixteen years old, and I got up at five to dig my car out and go to school. Not the end of the world, sweetheart. Just think of it as an adventure. Commuting can be fun if you smile your way through it!
You go to school on Saturday?
We had twelve inches Sunday night. Had to go to school Monday. I guess that isn’t just. It’s all gone now. I’m sort of sad, actually.
I can’t help but wonder how the hell a “single and unemployed father of four” who looks like he got dropped on his face as a baby can do better with the ladies than me – it’s like girls are lining up in droves to be knocked-up and abandoned by him.
Maybe that’s my problem – I seem to have this whole “career” “IQ higher than my shoe size” “no children to 145 different girls (that I know of) ” type thing going on…. being responsible must be my downfall.
“Brit is going to go on a Velveeta grits bender when she hears the news”
I honestly have no idea how anyone who reads this shit doesn’t find you fucking hilarious. I died when I read this.
OMFG thanks for that K-fed video! Laughed my a** off.
i’m hooked on the hand-motions too, but it kinda makes mundane activities like cooking and laundry more fun.
cannot stop laughing
idk i live in hawaii and i don’t know who the hell she is. :\