Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Voted, Bitches!!!

Hi, guys. I'm still on vacation, so Wendie's going to be helping out a little bit today. All together now: "Thanks, Wendie!" Seriously, though, the election's coming up fast, and it's an important time to remember that with great power comes great responsibility. As someone who wields great power, I feel it's important that I set a positive example for you all. As such, I stopped by the early voting place on Friday afternoon on my way to the airport for my vacation, and I voted, after wait...

Lookin’ Good, Toccara

Ya know, I have to give some serious props to Toccara. She went from being the token plus-size chick on ANTM to, uh, being given the keys to some city in Ohio at an NAACP event honoring her. I have no idea what she's being honored for, but whatever it is, its value is diminished by the fact that Omarosa was there. Regardless, it's pretty damn impressive what a career she's built out of what should have been fifteen minutes of fame, and girlfriend sure does look great these days. Congrats, kiddo....

Very Impressive, Mr. Reynolds

On Sunday, Ryan Reynolds completed the New York City Marathon in 3 hours, 50 minutes and 22 seconds, a perfectly respectable time for a virgin marathoner. He competed to raise money for the Michael J. Fox Foundation, inspired by his father's own battle with Parkinsons. "When I saw Michael J. Fox on Fifth Avenue, I gained about 15 pounds in goose bumps. It kind of pushed me through the last six miles or so," he said. Stop doing shit like this, Ryan, or else I'll have to stop hating y...

Miley Cyrus At Her Christian Best

Isn't she just the sweetest little bitch ever?  Here's the little pop tart yesterday in Paris publicly claiming hate for her ex, Nick Jonas. />Isn't she just the sweetest little bitch ever?  Here's the little pop tart yesterday in Paris publicly claiming hate for her ex, Nick Jonas. ...

Sienna Miller Puts Another Relationship to Bed

Well it's coming from The Daily Mail so take it with a grain of salt.  But apparently Sienna Miller has moved back to London to get some space from her married, live-in boyfriend Balthazar Getty.  He has made no motion to file for divorce from his wife of 8 years and Sienna doesn't like that.  He cheated on his wife with Miller and now she's upset that he won't commit.  I love irony.  I, too, hated when my old boyfriend's wife got in the way.  Selfish bitch. But wait, there'...

Couple Confirmation

My restless nights can end.  Criss Angel and Holly Madison are a confirmed couple.  On the opening night of his show Criss Angel Believe by Cirque Du Soleil , Criss told People Magazine "This is one of the most special evenings for me in my life and I can not think of a more beautiful person, a more special person, inside and out, than Holly to spend it with." I'm glad he's happy in his personal life since word is that his show is unBelievably bad. Below are other Z-listers that ...

Lindsay Lohan Calls the Shots

Lindsay Lohan has agreed to allow her deposition for Samantha Ronson's malpractice and negligence lawsuit against her former lawyer (related to this) to be videotaped as long as her conditions are met: Lohan's lawyer asks that the video be used only in the current suit and never for future litigation, minus a judge's order; that only the parties to the suit, their attorneys and expert witnesses can view the tape; that no one be present for the deposition other than the plaintiff and defendant, the lawyers, a cameraperson and a court reporter; that Lohan's...