Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Score One for Miley Cyrus

Her hottie model boyfriend, Justin Gaston, dressed up as her ex-boyfriend, boy-bander Nick Jonas, for Halloween. Ah, to be sixteen again, when this sort of bullshit is not only acceptable but demanded. Next year, the man in my life, Leo, is going to dress up as my ex-boyfriend, too. He's already a dog, so all I'll have to do is stick a joint in his mouth and we'll be set. I gotta admit, though, Miley's new man is way hotter than Nick. Then again, I have a tragic thing for male models...

Joe the Plumber Hooked Up with Kristen Wiig?

From McCain supporter Martin Eisenstadt's blog: As popular as John and Cindy were at the party, the real star was Joe. Over 6 feet, tan, with rippling muscles and a beaming smile of disbelief, he was like Mr. Clean at a soap convention. As you can imagine with the embodiment of Joe Six Pack, Joe the Plummer can hold his liquor, that’s for sure. While we were downing shots of Makers Mark, Joe got buttonholed by Ben Affleck’s agent (Patrick-something from Endeavor, I think?) There wa...

John McCain Meeting Anna Nicole Smith

Here's some interesting footage that recently surfaced of John McCain meeting Anna Nicole Smith backstage at an event several years ago. McCain is very sweet to Anna, and even references an episode of her show. What breaks my heart here is the look back at Anna's television show. My God, why didn't someone do something back then? I guess there's not much that could have been done, but still. The writing was on the wall. Poor Anna, and poor Daniel. /> Here's some interesting footage that recently surfaced of John McCain meeting Anna Nicole Smith backstage at an event several years ago. McCain is very sweet to Anna, and even references an episode of her show. What breaks my heart here is the look back at Anna's television show. My God, why didn't someone do something back then? I guess there's not much that could have been done, but still. The writing was on the wall. Poor Anna, and poor Daniel. ...

Paris Hilton Not Loved For Her Mind?

Paris Hilton has declared that men have used her for sex and money.  Truly as shocking a revelation as Clay Aiken coming out of the closet or Kirstie Alley eating a hoagie.  In an interview with News of the World, Paris opened up about the painful life of her revolving door snatch. Every other guy I've been out with has used me for money or sex - but in most cases they just want fame. It made it hard to trust people. Top of Paris’s treachery hitlist is ex-boyfriend Rick S...

Vote And Get Free Stuff

You just have to do your part and cast that all important vote tomorrow! Ben & Jerry's-free scoop of ice cream Starbucks-free small coffee Krispy Kreme-star shaped donut CREDO Mobile-free outgoing domestic calls all Election Day Babeland-free vibrator at their NY or Seattle Store Any other freebies you've heard about?  If I could get the Krispy Kreme and the vibrator, I'd be one satisfied citizen.  A sentence I truly never imagined I would write. />You just have to do your part and cast that all important vote tomorrow! Ben & Jerry's-free scoop of ice cream Starbucks-free small coffee Krispy Kreme-star shaped donut CREDO Mobile-free outgoing domestic calls all Election Day Babeland-free vibrator at their NY or Seattle Store Any other freebies you've heard about?  If I could get the Krispy Kreme and the vibrator, I'd be one satisfied citizen.  A sentence I truly never imagined I would write....

Jennifer Hudson Update

More than a week after the murder of Jennifer Hudson's mother, brother and nephew, Vogue editor and friend Andre Leon Talley has said that Jennifer is doing "very, very well.  She's very strong."  Today a private memorial is being held for the family.  Jennifer's cousin, Demitrias Jackson has indicated that Hudson will take a break from acting to focus on family. Continued prayers and strength go out to the Hudson family....

Remind Me

Because I forget.  What is it I'm supposed to do tomorrow?  I'm fucking sick of the election and ready for November 5th.  "Vote for Change" has become the equivalent of "whassup" and "that's hot."  Entertaining for like two seconds and then annoying for all eternity.  So here's the question: Everything I read says Obama is going to win by a landslide.  Does anyone out there think McCain still has a shot?  Jay-Z, Sean Combs (I refuse to play along with his name ch...