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People Can Be So Critical

   Sarah Palin didn't know that Africa was a continent.  So what?  Who knows that kind of stuff?  And is that really necessary knowledge to be VP?...

Quotables

"Watching the returns on election night was an amazing experience. Barack Obama is our new president. Change is here. I, like millions of Americans, felt like we had taken a giant step towards equality. We were watching history. This morning, when it was clear that Proposition 8 had passed in California, I can’t explain the feeling I had. I was saddened beyond belief. Here we just had a giant step towards equality and then on the very next day, we took a giant step away. I bel...

Britney and Justin to Perform Alongside Madonna Thursday Night!!!

NO WAY!!! Ryan Seacrest -- who tends to be reliable in such matters -- is reporting that Britney Spears AND Justin Timberlake will appear on-stage with Madonna at her LA show on Thursday night. DUDE!!! It ALMOST makes me want to extend my LA trip and see if I can scalp tickets. But, honestly, I'm pretty damn sick of LA already. I've seen everyone I wanted to see, stirred up a fair amount of drama, and I'm ready to get out of this city and back to Seattle, where things feel sane. Plus, Leo misses his kitty siblings, and I miss them, too. So I think I'll skip this...

Speak Up, California: Re-Open Prop 8!!!

We are SOOOOOO NOT DONE fighting this battle! We will KEEP FIGHTING until this is actually a country where EQUAL RIGHTS are granted to ALL PEOPLE. We will just keep at this shit until all the old hateful Bible-thumpers are dead and gone and we have a majority of people who understand that denying marriage to same-sex couples is discriminatory, bigoted and WRONG. Jesus preached TOLERANCE and LOVE and ACCEPTANCE, not HATE. I, for one, will be praying for all those whose hearts are burdened with such hatred for their fellow human beings. Carrying that burden around must be exhausting, and I hope you are all able, at some point, to set it down. But for those of you who are California residents, the fight starts again, and it starts again TODAY. You can sign this petition asking Governor Schwarzenegger to reopen Prop 8. We ARE NOT GOING AWAY, people!!! />We are SOOOOOO NOT DONE fighting this battle! We will KEEP FIGHTING until this is actually a country where EQUAL RIGHTS are granted to ALL PEOPLE. We will just keep at this shit until all the old hateful Bible-thumpers are dead and gone and we have a majority of people who understand that denying marriage to same-sex couples is discriminatory, bigoted and WRONG. Jesus preached TOLERANCE and LOVE and ACCEPTANCE, not HATE. I, for one, will be praying for all those whose hearts are burdened with suc...

Simon Cowell Opens Up About Split

Here's what Simon has to say about his recent split from longtime girlfriend Terri Seymour: "She wants a different path in life, and I totally respect her for it. We will be the best of mates, but I think in relationships, you have to be totally honest. I have always been and I know Terri knows that ... I find women confusing really. When you hook up and date, you're both honest about what you want. I have never ever said that I want children or marriage. I know some people find it hard to fathom, but it's me, it's ...

R.I.P. Michael Crichton

The brilliant and imaginative storyteller passed away on Tuesday after a "courageous and private battle against cancer," according to his reps. The rest of the statement reads: While the world knew him as a great story teller that challenged our preconceived notions about the world around us -- and entertained us all while doing so -- his wife Sherri, daughter Taylor, family and friends knew Michael Crichton as a devoted husband, loving father and generous friend who inspired each of us to ...

Carnie Wilson Will Get Fat Again

    Between gastric bypass and an appearance on Celebrity Fit Club this chick has seriously struggled with weight-loss.  Now she's pregnant with her second child.  Ahh...the land of Twinkies and maple syrup for dinner...what?  Don't judge me.  Anyway, watching Carnie embrace Tyra's big fat ass never ceases to amuse me....

If I Was A Man

I would seriously have ED right now.  Steve Guttenberg naked and running.  My retinas are permanently scarred by the images. NSFW. /> I would seriously have ED right now.  Steve Guttenberg naked and running.  My retinas are permanently scarred by the images. NSFW. ...
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