Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Another Disney Star, Another Slew of Naked Photos

Sigh. It's 11 pm, and I've had a busy weekend. I'm trying this weird new thing where I attempt to spend my weekend outside of the apartment, interacting with people and things that exist in places other than the Internet. Plus I'm still training for my half-marathon, which I'm becoming increasingly convinced will be impossible to complete, but I'm not going to stop trying. So I ran a bunch of miles. I took Leo to brunch at my friend's house, where he met his first chickens. My friend has ...

Ewwwwwwwwwww

Evan Rachel Wood, age 21, just broke up with 39-year-old Marilyn Manson. So who's her new love? She reportedly flew to Vegas this weekend with 56-year-old Mickey Rourke. Ewwwwwww. She was supposed to attend an event at Tao with him, but canceled at the last minute, ostensibly to avoid drawing attention to the fact that she's porking a 56-year-old. Daddy issues much, Evan? She did, however, make it to an awards show in Hollywood on Sunday night, looking very -- um -- Dita Von Teese-ish, ahem. [gallery...

Everyone’s a Pinup!

If there's anything Hollywood starlets love, it's the chance to get the attention from posing nude without actually posing nude. Enter photographer Timothy White, who got named like Elisha Cuthbert, Kate Hudson, Cindy Crawford, Tea Leoni, Molly Sims, Michelle Trachtenberg, Lauren Graham, Rebecca DeMornay, Salma Hayek, Denise Richards, Felicity Huffman, Jennifer Beals, Jennifer Morisson, Kate Walsh, Susan Sarandon and Vanessa Williams to pose naked-but-not-quite in his new coffee-table boo...

Angelina Jolie Is Annoyingly Perfect

I look at these pictures of Angelina and I am just...bitter.  I pray that surgical intervention is the cause of a stomach that flat four months out from having twins.  I'm two years out from having one kid and the road is still long for me.  Her skin is just glowing, she looks happy and she has Brad Pitt in her bed.  I find many celebrities to be so ridiculously fake but there is something that feels genuine about AJ that I cannot deny.  So yeah, happy for you ...

Nicole Kidman Plays First Post-Op Transsexual

The Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences really appreciates girl on girl action and any gender bending roles.  Charlize Theron in Monster, Nicole Kidman in The Hours, Hilary Swank in Boys Don't Cry.  So even though the film is only in pre-production, I call Oscar nominations for Charlize Theron and Nicole Kidman who are starring in the independent movie The Danish Girl.  The film, based on a true story, tells the tale of two married artists and how the husband changes after pos...

Possible Confession In Hudson Family Slayings

William Balfour, the person of interest in the Hudson family murders, may have told his girlfriend that he was involved in the slayings.  There have also been reports that he told other sources he was in the Hudson home the morning of the killings. Tomorrow is a big day as Balfour will be in court for a parole hearing.  A state investigator will be presenting any evidence gathered that could implicate William.  If there is not probable cause to believe he has committed a crime or parole violation,  he could be released.  I pray for peace and justice for the Hudson family. />William Balfour, the person of interest in the Hudson family murders, may have told his girlfriend that he was involved in the slayings.  There have also been reports that he told other sources he was in the Hudson home the morning of the killings. Tomorrow is a big day as Balfour will be in court for a parole hearing.  A state investigator will be presenting any evidence gathered that could implicate William.  If there is not probable cause to believe he has committed a crime or parole viola...