Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Don’t Have Dental Coverage? Blow Jobs Will Do the Trick.

In these tough economic times, when people are getting laid off left and right, it's important to come up with creative ways to take care of your body when your health coverage isn't exactly stellar. A reader sent me this list from an Australian web-mag detailing 56 reasons to have sex. Many of them are quite fascinating, but this one really stood out for me:
9. Protect pearly whites by stepping up to the mic. Semen contains small amounts of zinc, calcium and minerals proven to fight tooth decay.
So there you go, kids. Lost your dental insurance when you got laid off? No worries. Just find a dude and dive on in. To celebrate, I have included above one of my favorite cinematic moments of all time -- which I was just reminded of the other day -- the Lindsay Lohan row-boat blow-job scene in Georgia Rule. /> In these tough economic times, when people are getting laid off left and right, it's important to come up with creative ways to take care of your body when your health coverage isn't exactly stellar. A reader sent me this list from an Australian web-mag detailing 56 reasons to have sex. Many of them are quite fascinating, but this one really stood out for me: 9. Protect pearly whites by stepping up to the mic. Semen contains small amounts of zinc, calcium and minerals proven to fight t...

Sasha and Malia Obama Offered Guest Spots on Hannah Montana

What is even better than a new puppy? NOTHING. But a close second is a guest spot on Hannah Montana, which Sasha and Malia Obama have been offered. "They probably will. The invitation is there," Billy Ray Cyrus told Access Hollywood, although he refused to give further details. What a BRILLIANT ratings grab. I have never watched a second of this show in my life, but, if the First Kids were on it, I would totally tune in! Meanwhile, the celeb magazines who chose to put Barack O...

Rock On

Keith Olbermann joins a long list of public figures to speak out against the passage of Prop 8. He makes an eloquent and persuasive argument. Please watch. />...

Jennifer Aniston Blasts Angelina — FINALLY!

Word on the street is that Jennifer Aniston gets way honest in an upcoming interview with American Vogue, telling the mag that "what Angelina did was very uncool." A source said: 'This interview shows that Jennifer is no longer afraid of Angelina,' adding: 'It's hugely significant.' In the magazine's December issue, Miss Aniston is said by industry insiders to have given her most candid interview yet, offering countless details about her new Beverly Hills estate, her unusual relationsh...

Staring Contest!

A fun little clip of a kid journalist challenging Angelina Jolie, Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman to a staring contest at the Kung Fu Panda premiere. Enjoy. /> A fun little clip of a kid journalist challenging Angelina Jolie, Jack Black and Dustin Hoffman to a staring contest at the Kung Fu Panda premiere. Enjoy....

As Expected, the Mickey Rourke Apology

So Mickey "Class Act" Rourke -- you may remember his from his role as the bad guy in the Enrique Iglesias "Hero" video -- got wasted (NO SURPRISE THERE) and, when asked by the paps about rumors that he was dating Evan Rachel Wood, spouted off about "that faggot who said all that shit in the papers." The video (which you can watch here) quickly went viral. Now he's all like "Whoops, that was dumb," and issued this apology: "I want to sincerely apologize for the derogatory word I used," h...

Puppy Cam Is Now in the Sidebar of This Website

If you don't want to watch it because you're one of those horrid puppy-cam haters leaving mean comments about my obsession with puppy cam, then DON'T CLICK PLAY. Easy as pie. Also, here is video of a hamster on a piano eating popcorn. I'm not kidding. />If you don't want to watch it because you're one of those horrid puppy-cam haters leaving mean comments about my obsession with puppy cam, then DON'T CLICK PLAY. Easy as pie. Also, here is video of a hamster on a piano eating popcorn. I'm not kidding. ...

Hey, Who Wants to See 8000 Pictures of Dresses from Glamour’s Women of the Year Awards?

Oh, right, you do. Thumbnails contain pics of: Hillary Clinton, America Ferrera, Condoleezza Rice, Kate Bosworth, Tyra Banks, Selita Ebanks, Misty May and Kerri Walsh, Debra Messing, Natalie Portman, Nicole Kidman, Taylor Swift, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Soledad O'Brien, Fergie (who's sporting some HUGE KNOCKERS, btw) and Tinsley Mortimer (who invited her???). Also, there's totally a trend here of the long, loose, flowing dresses. What's up with that? Part of me wonders if it isn't a de...

Jaden Smith Is Karate-Chopping His Way to Stardom

So, Columbia Pictures is remaking The Karate Kid ... as a star vehicle for Will Smith's progeny, Jaden. The film will be produced by Jerry Weintraub (who launched the original franchise) and Overbrook Entertainment's James Lassiter, Will Smith and Ken Stovitz. Will Smith, who is the 10-year-old actor's father, co-starred alongside Jaden in his feature debut, "The Pursuit of Happyness," which Overbrook and Escape Artists produced for Columbia. The script is being written by Chris Murph...