Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Raffaello Follieri Has Noticed That Jail Is Not Fun

Oh, I just love when rich and famous people have to go to jail for, ya know, breaking the law, and then their lawyers come out screaming because it turns out that being stuck in jail is not exactly the same as being stuck at, say, the Waldorf-Astoria. Raffaello Follieri's lawyers say the horrid conditions in jail are making him ill, and he's requesting to transfer to a new prison, preferably the one with a concierge, spa and turn-down service. Since he was sentenced to 4-1/2 years in pr...

Gay Marriage: Now Legal in Connecticut!

You can't stop this train from rolling, bitches!!!! Gay marriage is legal in Connecticut as of today. The courts in the state decided it was legal a month ago, but today was the first day that couple's could actually begin getting married. Barbara and Robin Levine-Ritterman, pictured above, filled out the paperwork, although they don't plan on getting married right away. “Today, Connecticut sends a message of hope and promise to lesbian and gay people throughout the country who ...

Celebs Come Out to Pretend Like They’d Be Caught Dead Shopping at H&M

Oh, H&M, how I love thee. Home of the $8 sweater and the $20 pair of jeans. Home of racks and racks of cheap clothing that would have looked positively awesome on me when I was 14, before I had breasts and hips and body fat to take into account. So I'm thrilled to see celebs like Nicky Hilton and Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton show up to celebrate some manner of dumb holiday promotion at H&M, even though we all know that the outfit Nicole Richie is wearing right now retails for more than th...

Cindy McCain Caught Cheating???

Interesting timing. Just a week after John McCain lost his Presidential bid, the National Enquirer released a story accusing Cindy McCain of having an on-going affair with another man. They even have a grainy photo! Of a woman who looks VAGUELY like Cindy McCain kissing a man who looking NOTHING like John McCain. "I couldn't believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!" That's the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candi...

More American Apparel Scandal

GASP! My favorite bodysuit retailer is under a barrage of disturbing lawsuits. The company has recently faced five sexual harassment cases that have been settled, dismissed or placed in arbitration. And NOW an employee is claiming he was fired because he refused to cook the books. The latest case was brought by Roberto Hernandez, who handled accounts payable and computer issues for the company. He alleges that in 2006 Mr. Charney repeatedly "demanded that Mr. Hernandez pad the inventory"...

Paula Abdul Fan Commits Suicide Outside Paula’s House

This is some scary and very sad stuff!!! A car with a dead woman inside found parked outside Paula Abdul's house in Los Angeles on Tuesday night is registered to Paula Goodspeed, a former American Idol contestant and self-described "really big fan" of Abdul. Police have not confirmed the identity of the woman – an apparent suicide victim – but suggested she was an infatuated fan of Abdul. The woman's car featured a license plate "ABL LV" and had a photo of Abdul hanging f...

Mischa Barton Doesn’t ::Heart:: the Paps

Here's a fun clip of Mischa Barton refusing to pay the valet service because they've allowed the paparazzi onto their lot. "They're allowed in here?" she asks. Thankfully, her friends are like, "Dude, get in the car," and a major incident is avoided. /> Here's a fun clip of Mischa Barton refusing to pay the valet service because they've allowed the paparazzi onto their lot. "They're allowed in here?" she asks. Thankfully, her friends are like, "Dude, get in the car," and a major incident is avoided. ...