Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Taylor Swift Is Getting Interesting!

I just fall more and more in love with this girl every day. I've respected her talent for awhile now, but my complaint with her was that she just wasn't interesting. Well, that's beginning to change. Remember how Taylor was unceremoniously dumped by Joe Jonas over the phone? And then word came out that he was dating Camilla Belle? Instead of playing nice about it, Taylor's telling it like it is. "They've been together since we broke up," Taylor said on the red carpet at the CMAs. "That's why we broke up -- because he met her." When asked if she and Joe are still friends, Taylor replied, "We don't talk." Aw, Taylor. I've been there, sweetie. You're gonna be so much more successful than that jackass in the long run, baby. Hang in there. Above find the song Taylor wrote about the break-up, "Forever and Always." /> I just fall more and more in love with this girl every day. I've respected her talent for awhile now, but my complaint with her was that she just wasn't interesting. Well, that's beginning to change. Remember how Taylor was unceremoniously dumped by Joe Jonas over the phone? And then word came out that he was dating Camilla Belle? Instead of playing nice about it, Taylor's telling it like it is. "They've been together since we broke up," Taylor said on the red carpet at the CMAs. "That's w...

John Mayer to Host … a Variety Show?

Whatever. Sources say that John Mayer has been tapped to host a variety show for CBS, slated to air as early as 2009. What is with variety shows right now? Who the hell wants to watch a variety show? But it seems like all the networks are preparing them for the upcoming year. I don't quite get it. Anyway, as much as I hate John Mayer the cocky and obnoxious person, he is a really funny dude. I see what the execs were thinking with this, but I can't believe John Mayer said yes. Isn'...

Va-Va-Voom!

I was disappointed by Shania's red carpet outfit, but the outfit she wore on stage at the CMAs was a very clear "Fuck you, Mutt Lange." Check out them titties! FAB. U. LOUS. Total motor-boat quality. Way to go, Shania. As I was driving home from my indoor beach volleyball game tonight (GO CRAZY BALLERS!!!) I got a text from my sister. It said "If you haven't blogged about the CMAs, you should." Now, my sister is only peripherally aware that I even run a blog, so I found her interest curiou...

Your Daily Paris

Oh, how I love it when Paris Hilton decides to spend a quiet evening alone with a book. It's even better when she spends that evening at Duke's and invites 800 paparazzi to photograph her going in. Paris showed up at Duke's to dine alone, showing off a copy of The Miracle Makers Club. It's a self-help book by Dr. Joan Hangarter, who claims she "can show you how to discover the amazing secrets to creating miracles in your life, guaranteed." This reminds me of the time we saw Paris Hilton dragg...

And Here Are the Rest of the Dresses from the CMAs

Pics include: Miley Cyrus, Taylor Swift, Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban, Reba McIntire, Julianne Hough, Jewel, Carrie Underwood, Darius Rucker, Diana DeGarmo, Shania Twain, Kellie Pickler and Michelle Branch. I just love Taylor Swift. I think she looks stunning here and I'm so excited for her that it looks like her new album's going to be a smashing success. Take that, stupid Jonas Brothers! [gallery]...

Not in Albemarle Anymore

I literally let out a little squeak when I saw this photo of Kellie Pickler at the CMAs. My slumbering dog woke up and stared at me, like "Is everything okay, Mom? Do you need me to bark or something?" But seriously! Holy fake boobies! And, like, that adorable fresh-faced Southern gal we all fell in love with on American Idol is officially looking worked. Like she was rode hard and put away wet. I'm just going to start referring to it as Aubrey O'Day syndrome. Kellie Pickler is suff...

Still Going Strong!

Hooray for new love! Michelle Williams and Spike Jonze were spotted being all lovey-dovey at Hollywood's first green club, Ecco Ultra Lounge. I'd never heard of the place, so I checked out their website, and apparently they serve "organic lucid absinthe" which you're told to "enjoy with caution." ZOMG. To be 21 and living in LA again. I would enjoy, but not with caution. Hey, it's organic! I'm helping! Anyway. Good to see things going well for Michelle. ...