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Britney Spears’ Meds Are Working Wonders

I am so happy to see Britney acting,  you know, sane, normal, happy.  Here is a clip from the upcoming Britney Spears documentary For The Record featuring Brit backstage on the Womanizer video shoot doing an impression of her dad.  Yay!  It's old, goofball Britney without a pink wig or fake British accent in sight.  I cannot wait for this to air.  November 30th on MTV bitches!...

Kanye West Arrested, Released, And Pissed Off

             Kanye West was arrested last night for allegedly assaulting a pap in Newcastle, England.  Why does this sound familiar?  Photographer Terry Blackburn asserted that West pushed his camera into his face causing bruising and a cut.  Kanye was later released and not charged with any crime.  Now he's angry and comparing himself to Princess Di.  Incidentally, note to Kanye: I'm pretty sure a drunk limo driver, no seatbelt and speeding contributed to Princess Diana's...

NBC Throws Flailing Show A Life Raft…Two Of Them Actually

I'm starting to question the existence of network executive brain matter.  The Molly Shannon and Selma Blair comedy Kath & Kim premiered with 7.5 million viewers on October 9th.  One month later, 5.1 million viewers.  They are obviously in big trouble.  So NBC has done the only logical thing.  They signed Pamela Anderson for a guest role and ordered up a full season of new episodes.  I get that tits are popular but are they two and a half million viewers popular?  W...

E! Host Learns Of Impending Divorce On Internet

E! TV's Daily 10 host Debbie Matenopoulos and her music executive husband Jay Faires are splitting after five years of marriage.  It's always sad to see a marriage end.  But you know what's really sad?  Finding out about it on the 'net.  It seems that Debbie thought they were working things out.  Any by "working things out" I'm sure that means they were still sleeping together even though they separated in March.  Apparently her husband's idea of resolving their issues was a little more permanent and leg...

Justin Timberlake’s Hospitality Called Into Question

Justin Timberlake is the newest target of a disgruntled employee lawsuit.  A former busboy who worked at Timberlake's New York restaurant Southern Hospitality is suing him and his partners for inadequate pay and lack of overtime and gratuity compensation.  Fifty employees are included in the suit.  I'm not a labor lawyer but are the concepts of minimum wage, proper salary distribution and overtime after 40 hours of working really difficult to grasp?  Of course, why work somewhere for ...

Gwyneth Paltrow Eschews Mirrors

Gwyneth Paltrow and others appeared last night at the grand opening of Fontainebleau Miami Beach.  What is going on with Gwyn?  Let's be fair: there are some things you have no control over.  Breasts that extend from the bottom of your ribcage up to your collarbone?  Nothing you can do about that; that's God's cruel joke.  But the dress, completely unrelated shoes and reverse skunk stripe of roots all could have been thwarted by any compassionate stylist.  Or full l...

Lindsay Lohan Employs Invisible Dog Collar To Get Samantha Ronson On Red Carpet

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson made their first official "We Are A Couple" red carpet appearance last night.  I mean, they're always seen together stocking up on Doritos and Red Bull or appearing at clubs but this is different.  This is a statement people.  And I know that Lindsay said she's sorta, kinda, maybe bisexual but really, is Samantha Ronson thatmuch of a stretch?  Ronson is every guy I dated in 1988.  When I see pictures of her, I am flooded with the ...

Is Ashlee Simpson in Labor?

Pete Wentz just posted this on his blog:
due to breaking news and scheduling conflicts i will not be appearing on larry king live tonight, though i am a big fan of the show and look forward to appearing on it in the future. i also look forward to the chance to continue supporting civil rights and speaking out against the passing of proposition 8 and others like it (im looking at you arizona and florida) whenever and wherever i can.
Hmmm ... "breaking news?" Sounds like a baby's on the way. It's about time, too! Ashlee has been preggers, like, since the first season of ER. />Pete Wentz just posted this on his blog: due to breaking news and scheduling conflicts i will not be appearing on larry king live tonight, though i am a big fan of the show and look forward to appearing on it in the future. i also look forward to the chance to continue supporting civil rights and speaking out against the passing of proposition 8 and others like it (im looking at you arizona and florida) whenever and wherever i can. Hmmm ... "breaking news?" Sounds like a baby's on the wa...

Today In Genius

"Like I've always said: Heidi's hair and makeup people are some of my favorite homosexuals on the planet, and if they want to marry each other, I'm not about to be like, 'Don't.'" The sage and ever-eloquent Spencer Pratt -- a staunch Republican -- discusses Prop 8 during an interview today. As for Heidi's take on it? "I'm very for equal rights," she said. See? This is where Spencer and Heidi come in handy. When you need someone to really reach across the aisle and connect with th...

What a Cutie!!!

Here's a rare shot of Sheryl Crow with her son, little Wyatt Crow. OMG this kid is ADORABLE. I need a baby NOW. There is only so long I can dress up Leo in varying outfits -- he has a football jersey now that says "Quarterbark," ha ha, GET IT??? So, put the word out, I am on the hunt for a baby. Preferably one who speaks perfect French. And also I am looking for at least two or three nannies for whenever the baby is doing something that is not cute. ...
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