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Fun with You Tube: The New “Star Trek” Trailer

Looks like some pretty kick-ass shit, honestly. I was a huge Trekkie growing up, but I was raised on the cast of The Next Generation, not the older stuff, so this kind of interests me less. I'd be way more into a movie about Picard as a little kiddo -- or, better yet, as a twenty-something hottie. Grrrrrrr. Oh, Jean Luc, you'll always be my first crush. /> Looks like some pretty kick-ass shit, honestly. I was a huge Trekkie growing up, but I was raised on the cast of The Next Generation, not the older stuff, so this kind of interests me less. I'd be way more into a movie about Picard as a little kiddo -- or, better yet, as a twenty-something hottie. Grrrrrrr. Oh, Jean Luc, you'll always be my first crush. ...

Benji’s Gonna Be Pissed!!!

If Paris is really soooo in love with Benji Madden and sooo confident in their love, then why on earth is she allowing her (much hotter and much wealthier) ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, to caress her neck and play with her hair at the Victoria's Secret party in Miami Beach on Saturday night? There's nothing wrong with being polite and civil, even friendly, with an ex-boyfriend when you see him out in public, but, um, he is not touching her in a "civil" way. He's touching her in a "Rememb...

Jessica Simpson Says Ashlee’s Desperate to Go into Labor

Poor Ashlee!!! She's been preggers FOREVER now!!! She's at least two weeks overdue now, by my math. And during a taping of The Ellen Degeneres Show on Monday, Jessica Simpson revealed that Ashlee's considering having labor induced. "They're going to have to [induce labor]," she said. "It's already developing really quick." Jessica also revealed that Ashlee's been trying all sort of ways to get her body to go into labor. "Different foot massages and stuff," Jessica said. "I don't k...

Is Everyone Getting Psyched for the New Britney Documentary???

I know I am! Over the weekend, this little clip of her mocking her father leaked, and now we're hearing that, at some point in the documentary, Brit-Brit has a little bit of a breakdown. (You don't say!) "There's no excitement, there's no passion," she says, crying. "I have really good days, and then I have bad days. Even when you go to jail you know there's the time when you're gonna get out. But in this situation, it's never-ending. It's just like Groundhog Day every day." Oooooh!!!! I ...

Seriously, I Can’t Even Cope with Courtney Love

Look, you guys, I know there's been all this drama lately with Courtney Love going insano on her blog and Perez Hilton calling her out on it and then her calling Perez out on shit and somehow now Madonna's involved and blah blah blah blah blah and you haven't heard a peep out of me about it and really what it comes down to is this: I have no space in my head right now for Courtney Love. I'm in a pretty stable place. I'm healthy and I'm happy and my world is solid. And I start trying to think ...

Quotables

"My drinking was not a daily thing, so it wasn't an issue. And, oddly enough, neither was the smoking. I was very glad to know that I could quit. And one day soon I will." Kiefer Sutherland, discussing with Men's Vogue his stay in jail, where he wasn't allowed to drink or smoke. Kiefer, a notorious partier, was in jail for his second DUI. I am so sure he'll be quitting any minute now! Kiefer also weighed in on his cellmate: "I was told, you know, 'You'll have your own cell.' But I didn't for the...

Billionaire Mark Cuban Charged with Insider Trading

Uh-oh! Do we have a new Martha Stewart on our hands? Well, not really, because the ever-angry Mark Cuban -- who appeared on Dancing with the Stars -- is up against civil rather than criminal charges, but still. The SEC alleges Mr. Cuban sold his entire 6% ownership stake on June 28, 2004, immediately after learning that Mamma.com was raising money through a private investment in private entity, or PIPE. The next day, after the markets closed, the company announced the PIPE financing....

Top THAT, Oprah!

On an episode of her talk show, airing Tuesday, Tyra Banks gives away a sex-change operation to Isis King, a transgendered woman who appeared on America's Next Top Model. I'd like to see Oprah put that shit under everyone's seats. Ha ha! NO PUN INTENDED! "This is not happening!" King, who was born Darrell Walls, says when Banks introduces her to Dr. Marci Bowers, a leading gender reassignment surgeon who has experienced the surgery herself. Bowers is paying for the surgery. "[I feel]...
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