Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I Am … Sasha Silhouette

Beyonce rocks the Addams Family chic look, as she hosts Gotham magazine's annual party in NYC. Wait a minute ... what the hell kind of magazine still has the cash to hire Beyonce to host their damn parties? Isn't every print publication in New York tossing people away like last night's panties? I swear, Gotham magazine better not lay off a single person this year. They probably paid three people's annual salaries to get Beyonce there in that ridiculous dress. ...

Alicia Silverstone Wishes to Challenge Me for the Title of Queen Vegan

Listen up, people. I've been a vegan for an entire week and a half now. Anybody who's known me for any length of time will tell you that, after I've done something for more than two or three days, I am the undisputed authority in that activity. Which is why I think it's rather odd that Alicia Silverstone has decided to write a book on veganism when, clearly, if anyone should be writing such a book, it is I. Rodale Inc. has just proudly announced plans to publish The Kind Diet, due out in fa...

Quotables

"I think, as far as branching out with acting, it would take something really right on the mark to distract me from music, because music is everything to me. If it were 'CSI' or 'Grey's Anatomy' or a movie that was really, really smart, then I think I might venture off ... I think I'd rather be a patient, [but on] 'Grey's Anatomy' I wouldn't care what I was playing — I would play a corpse, 'cause I love it that much. It is deep true love and it will never die." The endearing, brillia...

Britney Spears “For the Record” Promos

Hooray!!! Some more clips from Britney's upcoming documentary, For the Record. There's three in a row in the embedded clip. So. Freakin'. Psyched. /> Hooray!!! Some more clips from Britney's upcoming documentary, For the Record. There's three in a row in the embedded clip. So. Freakin'. Psyched. ...

I Can’t Believe We’re Still Dealing with This Crap

On Monday, more than a hundred retired generals and admirals called for repeal of the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy on gays so they can serve openly. "As is the case with Great Britain, Israel, and other nations that allow gays and lesbians to serve openly, our service members are professionals who are able to work together effectively despite differences in race, gender, religion, and sexuality," the officers wrote. The military discharged about 12,340 people between 1994 and 2007 for violating the "don't ask, don't tell" policy. The number peaked in 2001 at 1,273, but began dropping off sharply after the Sept. 11 attacks. Last year, 627 military personnel were discharged under the policy. Can you even believe we're still discharging people from the military for being openly gay? OUTRAGEOUS. It just feels like an anachronism. Get this dealt with, President-elect Obama! />On Monday, more than a hundred retired generals and admirals called for repeal of the military's "don't ask, don't tell" policy on gays so they can serve openly. "As is the case with Great Britain, Israel, and other nations that allow gays and lesbians to serve openly, our service members are professionals who are able to work together effectively despite differences in race, gender, religion, and sexuality," the officers wrote. The military discharged about 12,340 people between 1994 and 2007...

Bachelor Winner Arrested Again

I smell an appearance on Celebrity Rehab. The 2004 winner of The Bachelor, Mary Delgado, was arrested in a Texas bar for public drunkenness early on Sunday. Her weekend in Del Rio turned bad when the reality TV personality refused to leave a local bar, Lorina’s Cantina, prompting the manager to call Val Verde County Sheriff’s police. The cops arrested an unruly Delgado, 41, who "kicked around" in the squad car on the way to jail, according to a spokesperson for the sheriff. She was charged with p...