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MORE BRITNEY DOCUMENTARY PROMOS!!!

Someday, when inspiration strikes, I will write a very long essay attempting to explain our culture's fascination with this one young woman. Until then: HOORAY FOR MORE BRITNEY CLIPS!!!! /> Someday, when inspiration strikes, I will write a very long essay attempting to explain our culture's fascination with this one young woman. Until then: HOORAY FOR MORE BRITNEY CLIPS!!!!...

Boycotting “Milk” at Cinemark

No one's really stepped up to organize a formal boycott of Cinemark at Sundance yet, but now there's an official boycott of Milk at Cinemark theaters. Check out the website here.
The CEO of Cinemark, Alan Stock, donated $9999 to the Yes on 8 Campaign, but will now profit from showing MILK in his theaters. If 1,000 of us commit to see MILK at a competitor’s theater instead of Cinemark, at an average cost of $10 per ticket, that’s $10,000 of lost revenue.
Cinemark owns Century Theater, CineArts and Tinseltown. What do you guys think? Were you planning to see Milk? Will you see it at a different theater now? />No one's really stepped up to organize a formal boycott of Cinemark at Sundance yet, but now there's an official boycott of Milk at Cinemark theaters. Check out the website here. The CEO of Cinemark, Alan Stock, donated $9999 to the Yes on 8 Campaign, but will now profit from showing MILK in his theaters. If 1,000 of us commit to see MILK at a competitor’s theater instead of Cinemark, at an average cost of $10 per ticket, that’s $10,000 of lost revenue. Cinemark owns Cent...

Miley Cyrus Has a Boyfriend

Okay, I know I'm supposed to be annoyed by this, but I actually found myself smiling at this clip of Miley Cyrus playing coy on Ellen about her non-boyfriend, Justin Gaston. It's kind of heart-warming to see such young, innocent, early love. They're totally banging. But in a really Christian way, I'm sure. /> Okay, I know I'm supposed to be annoyed by this, but I actually found myself smiling at this clip of Miley Cyrus playing coy on Ellen about her non-boyfriend, Justin Gaston. It's kind of heart-warming to see such young, innocent, early love. They're totally banging. But in a really Christian way, I'm sure. ...

Did Paris and Benji Call It Quits?

Paris has been photographed solo an awful lot lately, most recently getting cozy with her ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, and now Star magazine is reporting that they've broken up. Shortly after their breakup, which took place on Nov. 17, Paris let her hair down at Villa nightclub, where she partied with her sister, Nicky, and Nicky's boyfriend David Katzenberg. The following night she was also without Benji when she hit the hot spot Apple Paris. "Paris was fed up with Benji always tellin...

Video of the Lohan-Ronson Fight

Okay, it's not actually video of them fighting, but it's video of them going into and out of the club, and then of Samantha storming out of the limousine and leaving Lindsay behind, with Beyonce's "If I Was a Boy" blasting through the windows. Lindsay sits in the car and dramatically sulks for awhile before leaving herself. The fight they had last night was supposedly over Calum Best, who showed up at the club they were at in London. Calum used to bone Lindsay, and Samantha is reportedly really jealous of any of Lindsay's former lovers. Ugh. Been there, Linds. I feel ya. /> Okay, it's not actually video of them fighting, but it's video of them going into and out of the club, and then of Samantha storming out of the limousine and leaving Lindsay behind, with Beyonce's "If I Was a Boy" blasting through the windows. Lindsay sits in the car and dramatically sulks for awhile before leaving herself. The fight they had last night was supposedly over Calum Best, who showed up at the club they were at in London. Calum used to bone Lindsay, and Samantha is reportedly ...

The Crazy Parade Marches Onward

Oh, look, it's Amy Winehouse, looking absolutely stunning and put-together. Hey, have you seen her face close up? I just feel it's worth showing you, because the precision on her eyeliner really deserves to be noticed. Damn, she looks really good for an octogenarian. HOW IS THIS GIRL NOT DEAD YET? The human species is truly a resilient one. I think Amy exists to teach the world about faith. I think she's a spiritual guide of sorts for our planet. Eckhart Tolle better watch his back. Beca...

Trouble in Paradise?

Here's a shot of a very unhappy Lindsay Lohan returning to her hotel after a night out partying in London with SamRo. All seemed well earlier in the night; the couple went to dinner and then out to nightclub Boujis. But when they arrived back at their hotel from their night out, Samantha apparently got out of the car first, and "stormed" into the hotel, leaving Lindsay alone in the car. Lindsay sat there for ten minutes before finally getting out and running into the hotel herself. Oh, the...

Oddly Transfixing

If you haven't seen the video of Shane Mercado doing the Beyonce Knowles "Single Ladies" dance on The Bonnie Hunt Show, prepare for your world to be rocked. You won't be able to stop watching. It's addictive. I keep replaying it. Click here for the video. The Bonnie Hunt Show has disabled embedding on the clip. This is insane to me, because a clip like that would go viral in 20 seconds if they'd let it, and it would be the best damn exposure that show's ever seen ... I mean, did you even know Bonnie Hunt had a talk show before now? Marketing FAIL. Content rights are so 2005, guys. Get with the game. />If you haven't seen the video of Shane Mercado doing the Beyonce Knowles "Single Ladies" dance on The Bonnie Hunt Show, prepare for your world to be rocked. You won't be able to stop watching. It's addictive. I keep replaying it. Click here for the video. The Bonnie Hunt Show has disabled embedding on the clip. This is insane to me, because a clip like that would go viral in 20 seconds if they'd let it, and it would be the best damn exposure that show's ever seen ... I mean, did you even know...

Being a Good Daddy

Russell Crowe takes his kiddos, Charles and Tennyson, for a walk during a break from filming on State of Play. The kiddos? Seriously cute. Russell? Not so much. Personally, I never understood the Russell Crowe obsession; I never found him attractive. But now? I find him damn near repulsive. Like, if I saw him walking toward me on the street I'd run in the opposite direction. He looks like he smells funny. And I wish his son would get his fingers out of daddy's hair. Forget lice -- t...

That Looks Just Lovely, Juliette

Juliette Lewis reminds us all what fantastic fashion sense she has at the 5th Anniversary of the CFDA/Vogue Fashion Fund party in NYC on Tuesday night. Also there: big names in design like John Galliano, Erin Fetherston, Andre Leon Talley, Kate Spade, Diane Von Furstenburg, Vera Wang and Tory Burch, plus actresses and models like Charlize Theron, Blake Lively, Agyness Deyn, Brooklyn Decker, Doutzen Kroes, Jennifer Morrison, Piper Perabo and Maria Sharapova. [gallery]...

Angelina Jolie Says She Gave Up on Breast-Feeding the Twins

OMG, I'm excited for a lot of things about motherhood, but breastfeeding is definitely not one of them. I know it's important and helps the kid get good nutrients and bond with the mother and stuff, but the thought of an unpredictable mini-person sucking on my nipples kind of makes me feel funny. Hey, do vegans breast-feed? Is Alicia Silverstone going to breast-feed her kids? Okay, I just did some research, and it appears vegan moms have to breastfeed, because none of the grocery-store baby f...