Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Happy Thanksgiving, Yo!

I’m outtie for the day — I’m headed over to my friend Trish’s place, where we’re going to make a delicious vegan Thanksgiving (I bought seitan!) and watch our dogs be adorable together. Don’t worry, guys, I’ll take pictures.

For those of you who are Americans: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

For those of you who are not Americans: Happy Thanksgiving anyway!!!

Be sure to take some time today to think of all the things you are grateful for.

I am grateful for all of you readers today, and for the smiles you guys bring into my life each and every day.

Also, because I don’t want to come home tonight to 18,000 emails alerting me that Michael Phelps is dating a cocktail waitress from Vegas, I already know. Dude, George Clooney already did that shit. You know what would be new and exciting? Dating a gossip blogger.

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  • oh lord, george dating a gossip blogger might be worse than britney and adnan!! just kiddin.

    happy thanksgiving day, beet. share your recipes! :)

  • Happy Thanksgiving to Beet and all my fellow Beet readers ;) Looking forward to the post-Thanksgiving war stories.

  • Yes, Happy Thanksgiving, Beet and all the Beetsters here! I’ve come to quite love this little gossip blog. *thinks of things to be thankful for* I’m thankful for Evil BeetGossip.com!

  • Dear Evil Beet,
    I found your gossip site by googling “gossip + vegan” hoping to find an article on alicia silverstone a while back. This particular entry of yours just make my entire day. I am never going back to perez hilton when I’m bored at work ever ever again. Thank you for your sarcasm and wit when I’m avoiding my boss and answering the phone.. And happy thanksgiving, from a fellow veteran vegan. : )
    All the best, gc.
    ps-you could totally score Michael Phelps, I’m sure of it.

  • Happy Turkey day Beet, eat loooooooooots and tell us all about it.

    My thanksgiving was a month away (up here in Canada) so Im craving lotssssssss of yummy food that youll be having :)