Holy wow, kids! Everything’s coming up TRAINWRECK BRITNEY!
We have her MTV documentary to look forward to, and now an upcoming interview with Rolling Stone offers another up-close-and-personal look at the girl who owns the epithet of troubled pop tart.
You can read the first part of the interview here. Some fun excerpts:
Britney today has about as many legal rights as when she was in the Mickey Mouse Club. She is watched over day and night by security guards Jamie hired (and she’s paying for); it’s also rumored that Britney’s phone calls are closely monitored and that she’s not allowed to drive her own Mercedes. Recently, says one source with ties to the Britney camp, Jamie fired a guard who let the singer use his phone.
She also talks about her kids and the time they spent with Kevin:
“I didn’t think my husband was gonna leave me,” she says, deadpan. She laughs to break the tension. “Otherwise, I’d be with my babies 24/7. But since they’re almost like twins, they both take care of each other. I think they look like me,” she says, going from affectionate to bitter as she gets distracted by thoughts of Federline, whom she sees only when one of them is picking up the boys. “They don’t look like their father at all,” she continues. “And it’s weird ’cause they’re starting to learn words like ‘stupid,’ and Preston says the f-word now sometimes. He doesn’t get it from us. He must get it from his daddy. I say it, but not around my kids.”
And the opening line is a doozy:
There’s an understanding among those who know Britney well: When she’s blond, she’s happy. When she’s brunette, she’s sad. When she’s pink, she’s crazy.
OMG, ya’ll!
I’m SO EXCITED!!!
CIRCUS!! all around her!
as little as i care, i have to say that it’s tacky for her to trash kevin that way. the man has seemingly done a lot to try and keep his boys out of harms way and also has spoken kindly about britney in the process. she should be thankful that there are people including kevin who have the boys’ best interests at heart no matter what. for her to complain about them being around (gasp) SWEARING when she continuously exposes the boys to strangers, parades them around while they are chased by paparazzi, drug abuse, and a lifestyle that moves with a maddening pace, is…well, ludicrous.
Kevin’s a bum, but Brit needs to be a lil’ less delusional on the facts tho’….
exhibit a: got involved with loser who dumps preggo girlfriend to be with you
exhibit b: loser dumps you and takes a shit load of your dough along with
the karmic universe always balances itself out.
hopefully she’s learned her lesson.
losers who’ll dump a pregnant girlfriend 4 u = never a good idea.
OMG. Buckle up, people, this is gonna be a fast, bumpy ride! Totally awesome. Fucked up thing is that she looks better than ever, sounds good, is doing all the right things; but I guess she just can’t handle all the structure and good press.
And I heard she’s pissed at dad because she can’t see that AssClown Adnan… You just can’t take the redneck out of the girl, I guess.
Britney is a trailer trash train wreck and I’m pleased her ex husband stepped up to the plate and is raising their two children so well. She wouldn’t have a clue what she’s said around those boys for the past two years. Why is she talking shit about her ex unless he’s refused to jump through more hoops for her. She has the mental age of 14 and exists only to sell underage sex fantasies to older men who can’t admit they’re pedophiles. She is a spoilt little bitch and her kids are going to be totally fucked up if she’s allowed more access to them. The only one who is acting with any dignity in all this is her father. Good on him for clapping his hand over her mouth at the airport and for keeping losers away. If she was an adult she’d do it herself. Britney BLECH!
Omg Iv never bought a Rolling Stone mag in my life but I am so getting this one! I hope it does come out here in England! I cannot wait for this AND the documentary to air here! Also can’t wait for Circus! AND her X Factor performance this saturday! Got my night all planned out around her being on X Factor! Cannot friggin wait! Whoop! Go Team Britney & Evil Beet!xxxxxxxxxxxx
I like how one of the unrelated headlines on the page is “Skanky Brits.” Bad choice by whoever designed that cover…
Will someone please explain to me how Brit’s father can control her life so much, when he only has conservatorship? I thought being her conservator makes him in charge of her financial and business matters ONLY. Guardianship would give him the right to make personal decisions, but I’ve never read that he has that.
This mag cover could’ve been lifted straight out of 1974 – fantastic!
delusional train wreck Brit Brit, but it’ll never be any different, she’ll never be as sane as Xtina or that other one. I feel, that Britney as a mother [nothing to do with her age here as those pussy cat dolls are all 30’s and as far as i know not mothers so they can dress as slutty as they want as long as their bodies are tight] Britters, should be dressing more modestly, and i’m not talking beige suits here teamed with flat loafers, but your sons deserve a mother who isn’t writing around in a lacey thong and push up bra breathing heavily. C’mon honey, rise to the challenge… :P
should pussycat be all one word? why does it show up as a danger word?
She couldn’t appoint her own lawyer because she was found unfit by doctors. She was like a child with a guardian ad litem, court appointed lawyer. Her father prevented her from being able to hire any of her own lawyers, or make any decisions. I think the court appointed lawyers stayed on, and has the guardianship. I could be wrong.
She really does look great when she’s in shape.
Wow, harshing on Kevin is really uncalled for. If it hadn’t been for him who knows where those kids would have been for the past year while Brit was working overtime in the Certified Nut Factory. Like everyone else my opinion of him didn’t stray far from “two-timing douche” while he was with her, but the man stepped up when his kids needed him and Shar Jackson has never had anything but good things to say about him as a father. These two boys will one day probably get down on their knees and thank any and all deities that he was there when they needed them, keeping them not only out of the public eye (how many photos did we see of them splashed all over the internet and mags when he had them? er, that would be NONE) but away from their mother as she quickly, publicly and rather obscenely went professionally insane.
Oh and as to where her kids might have heard the f-word…um, Brit, hon, we’ve all seen the TMZ footage from your crazy, crazy nights in the hot pink wig. You really worked that f-word. And if you think anyone believes that you’ve never said it around your kids…well, let’s just say you must be using a fake British accent to make that claim.
This girl is. not. well. Far from it actually. Seriously delusional. No wonder her dad keeps her under lock and key.
if only Britney were actually talented………….. just shows you can slut and airbrush your way into being incredibly famous.
Awww.. Poor Brit.. I feel so sorry for her not being able to see her kids all the time.. But i really have faith in her, and she will make it, and prove everybody wrong, and get her kids back.. I really hope she does one day.. When she gets better of course..
She looks great…but also kind of retarded.