David Spade has something going on in his pants and I need to investigate. By hand. In the dark. People is reporting that he’s nailing dating Nicolette Sheridan. He looks like a rodent and didn’t want to admit paternity of his child. And he’s getting fat! In other words, he has neither looks nor personality going for him. How is he fathering children with Playmates and getting women like Heather Locklear and now Sheridan?
Anyway, this is People reporting this. Not The Sun. Which means that there is a chance that this story is actually true. The mag says that they arrived separately at Nicolette’s birthday party at Luau and that winking, cuddling and making out were involved. Gah!
Pics of David Spade and Nicolette Sheridan last night though thankfully none of them together. It allows me to live in my safe cocoon of denial a bit longer.
But David Spade is so funny, maybe that’s what turns her and all those other women on? I have been known to be attracted to men for their personalities and not their looks…that does happen. :-)
first off, sheridan is hardly what i’d call “attractive”, david spade isn’t that bad, and this post seriously sucks, for lack of a better word. sorry, i’m tired, and wendie obviously was tired as well when she wrote this… not amusing in the least.
hm.
(hey this is just my opinion, you can voice yours just the same so don’t hate on me), so without further adieu:
yaaaaaaaawn.
reading the word “yaaaaaaaawn.” actually made me yawn just now. weird.
Shut up shut up I won’t stand to hear anyone criticize Ancient Love of my Life David Spade!!
One of my favourite movies is Joe Dirt and my favourite audio commentary is to Joe Dirt. I love David Spade so score to any woman who gets him.
He’s funny, she’s gross, who cares?
i don’t know, if people didn’t say they were “canoodling” it may not be so.
it’s not like she’s that great of a looker..
David ain’t that bad… I mean the only funny movie he did was Joe Dirt…. and Nicolette…well she doesn’t exactly have a splendid track record when it comes to tv shows, so I think they would be just great together! and as an added bonus throw in a david spawn!
I kid. These two both suck at acting so you shouldn’t care about em haha!
man you guys think she is gross? I think she is so attractive. Like those bikini pics of her– women half her age don’t look nearly as good.
David Spade…ummmm….. well he must have a ton of money by now. And he is a household name. So maybe that’s it? Maybe he has a magical dick? I duno. He looks like a pudgy toad.
she is pretty hot body wise, but her face is just okay pretty…her face is actually kind of man-ish. he is icky looking, but probably really funny & entertaining to hang out with which must somehow boost his attractiveness in a major way. he must have less money than michael bolton though, wouldnt he? i have no idea.
Ms. Wendi,
You are truly horrible person.
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20151350,00.html
I love that everyone is on board for Sheridan and Spade.
Neither of them is unattractive. I’m sure they both have things that brought them together – I know Spade is ridiculously funny, we all do.
*cough*get a new weekend writer*cough*
Everyone has their opinions on what is good looking or not. So who are you to say David Spade is ugly? Let’s see you post your picture here for all to judge how “ugly” you are!!
Nicolette Sheridan bugs the crap out of me. I’m not sure why, but she and Michael Bolton made an especially nauseating couple.
where’s the male ex personal assistant with a stun gun when you need him? it’s simple, really. spade gets all the women because they don’t actually fuck him. the D list women just need a D list closet homo to provide them with drugs, make them laugh, and then go the fuck home. really…what straight man would even consider dating a woman that used to date michael bolton?
LOL @ cencsorthis. David is fugly and not funny, he is a permanent fifth wheel. Nicolette used to be gorgeous, not so much any more. They make the perfect disgusting couple, they should stay together forever.
Michael Bolton isn’t ugly. He just doesn’t have hair.
She is the meanist, dumbest, most controlling craziest, devoid of humane feelings bitch ever! Flash point mood changes. Guys who escape from her unpredictable medusa clutches are eternallly greatful.. except for stupid Bolton, or maybe he gave it a second shot for the living on the edge adrenalin rush of the last escape.
Of course this describes Madonna, with out Bolton involved too.
wow. big fucking deal. david spade is hilarious. good for her if she found a guy who could make her laugh instead of making her want to rip her ears off having to listen to bolton’s sappy ass music. moving on.
hey Anonymous– just because someone donates money doesn’t make them hot
David Spade just seems like a smartass who isn’t really funny at all.
i love how alll the readers who don’t like wendie are sticking up for david spade, but beet could’ve posted the same thing and they’d be like ooooh gross. this blog is a constant study in human nature. it’s kinda beautiful in a way.