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What Cindy Margolis Needs Is a Television Show

November 20, 2008
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Cindy Margolis
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Let’s see: the economy is in the shitter. Reality TV numbers are way down. I can find 18,000 vaginas in various states of open-ness and penetrated-ness with the mere click of a mouse. But what Americans are really going to care about? Is Cindy Margolis, the most-downloaded woman on the Internet in 1999. Like, back when you used to have to download photos from the Internet. Remember those days? No, me neither.

The newly separated 43-year-old former Internet pin-up is in the process of creating a reality dating show for herself. And it looks just awful.

Casting Producers are looking for men from 19 to 49 years old who are up for the battle to win the affection of Playboy Playmate Cindy Margolis in the new dating show, “Sex and the Cindy!”

They are seeking all single men with strong, magnetic personalities to star in this new celebrity dating show. They will consider all types (singles, friends, siblings and father/sons). If you think you have the personality, charm and looks to win Cindy over then they want to hear from you now!

If you would like to date “The Most Downloaded Woman on the Internet,” Cindy Margolis, supermodel and Playboy Playmate, and are ready to fight to the finish for her attention this is your chance.

You can be:
– 19 to 29 and have a sick body
– a playboy in your 30’s
– suave and handsome and in your 40’s
– or over 70 and just want one last date

OMG, who the hell says “sick body”? Probably men between 19-29 who have one.

Anyway, if you absolutely must apply to be a part of this madness, more info is here.

Thanks Miss Anthropy!

13 CommentsLeave a comment

  • This is a old picture. To be honest, I’m not interested in watching a show with her in it. Maybe she should join the cast on the View. It might make that show watchable.

  • helen mirren on ‘holiday’ in a bikini is one thing. bitch is killin’ it HARD in her 60s (mind you she’s never had kids, but still).

    but one of THE most pathetic things…in life… is watching chicks wayyy past their prime (albeit still in shape) try to rep like they are 17.

    i know that 40s the new blah, blah, blah…

    but seriously. it’s over bitches, move on.

    go to fucking target for a normal ‘grown woman’ two-piece like the rest of us.

    and while i’m at it, notice to your comrades…and you all know who you are:

    – sharon stone
    – nicolette sheridan
    – terri thatcher
    – marla maples (frolickin’ on beaches, and shit, hmmp!)

    you’ve been made. the jig is up.

  • Isn’t it enough to have “Daisy of Love” with the skank from “Rock of Love”? Or even “Double Shot at Love” with two random twin skanks that I don’t recognize instead of Tila Tequila? Really America? Isn’t that enough?

  • Sick body? I have a friend who works at the morgue, I could totally get her hooked up with one of the younger drop dead gorgeous fellas! I mean since that’s what she’s into!

    ahahahaha!!!!!! desperate bimbo!!!!!!!!

  • @ kthxbai – haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! lololo! the morgue! YES,YES,YES! That was the one! Best comment dude/dudette. ripe with the nastiness. i fuggin’ LOVE THIS SITE!