I was disappointed by Shania’s red carpet outfit, but the outfit she wore on stage at the CMAs was a very clear “Fuck you, Mutt Lange.” Check out them titties! FAB. U. LOUS. Total motor-boat quality. Way to go, Shania.
As I was driving home from my indoor beach volleyball game tonight (GO CRAZY BALLERS!!!) I got a text from my sister. It said “If you haven’t blogged about the CMAs, you should.” Now, my sister is only peripherally aware that I even run a blog, so I found her interest curious. I texted her back: “Why?” Thirty seconds later, my phone rang. It was my sister. “Have you seen this guy James Otto?” I told her I had not. “OMG. He was just on stage. He looks like a cartoon character. Like he’s from World of Warcraft or something. It’s so bizarre. You have to write about him.” I promised her I would come home and check out his photo. And I did. And my poor, sweet, innocent, scientist little sister doesn’t know what a Botox overdose looks like. This, my friends, is a Botox OD. Totes grossness.
Shania always looks like a million bucks! She could be just an awful bitch away from the spotlight, but she always seems like such a sweet hottie. Mutt Lang is a moron.
As for James Otto, he looks like the creepy lovechild of Jocelyn Wildenstein and Kenny Rogers. He also has an Asian twin sister who took the budget route See all below:
JOCELYN: (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-516768/Is-scariest-picture-EVER-Bride-Wildenstein.html)
KENNY: (http://www.palmbeachpost.com/shared-blogs/palmbeach/pumpkin/kenny-rogers-face-lift.jpg)
ASIAN TWIN SISTER: (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3439638/Cosmetic-surgery-addict-injected-cooking-oil-into-her-own-face.html)
Yuck!!!!!!!!!!
My god he is terrifying, also are her breasts real?
@starstyle: Why only women’s clothing?
see news of CMA at
http://www.entertainroom.com/2008/11/country-music-award-cma-2008/
See, Audrina from the Hills? THOSE are FABULOUS BOOBS.
I am so jealous of Shania right now. You shove this shit in your ex-hubbies face!!!!! she looks HOT!!!
I am straight but I swear, I just wanna take a nap on those things.
:)
That’s where my kid’s mage went!
Umm…why are we screaming Botox at him when he is probably just a young guy (hence no lines on his face yet, hello) with sort of a chubby puffy face? He is not a slim slender guy, if you’ve ever seen one of his videos it’s obvious, and there is nothing abnormal about his face that I can see. He might not be drop dead gorgeous but I fail to see what’s earning him the Botox-OD accusations made here.
Shania has always been very pretty. Bringing the girls out for display is always a good move.
Her ex husband was very fugly, she should be thank full that mutt left her, that guy is just plain nasty.
Who is James otto???
I don’t remember her chest being that size. But hey, she in her 40’s which isn’t old but it isn’t easy keeping your figure like it used to be. She looks better than most people half her age. Granted, she has good genes, that helps. As for the dude, he’s gross. What is wrong with people??? His nose looks fake too. Sorry but guys going thru this stuff is way more freaky that a woman. He doesn’t even look human, why would someone want this look?
walkin’ out on stage in some black leather pants and crop top (circa ‘i feel like a woman’) would’ve sent that “fuck you” message straight on home. you still have the figure, girl…work that “fuck you ” out better next time. gurl powah!
I remember reading that Shania doesn’t like being touched and is probably the reason why her husband left her. The package might be nice but if you can never open it what good is having it?
To me Shania has always had one of the best female bodies out there, just perfection. Not too skinny, toned but not overly so. Looks like she still does. As to the guy- what’s the big deal? I just see a slightly chubby country guy all groomed up for an awards show.
on second look…Shania’s got that weird ‘Madonna cleavage’. I always thought Madonna’s boobs were weird looking. i dunno.
Ha ha! I looked that that guy’s photo before I read the content, and I happened to see the word “Botox” and just assumed he was the less ugly guy from ABBA.
Ha ha ha! Shania looks hot and Mutt is still a dog!
She looks great!! Good for her!
Otto might be related to Cojo and share Aikens stylist. I don’t get the Botox thing. Shania looks nice. Could have done without the flower power rings though.
Ok for crying out loud:
NOT EVERYONE WHO HAS A SLIGHTLY PUFFY FACE, OR NO WRINKLES, HAS HAD BOTOX.
James Otto is a slightly chubby guy with a slightly chubby face. He is almost exactly the same age as me (34). I don’t have any wrinkles either. And I haven’t had Botox.
This just in: people have faces that look different from other people’s faces. Sometimes, that is just THEIR FACE!
all shania is missing is a pole…she looks like a bar whore. an old one. that’s been used…A LOT.
ugh.
shania is a size 1, i saw one of her outfits on display at the hard rock in vegas. shes TINY.
and i hate her hair here. girlfriend is in need of a makeover. she has some wings going on that belong in the 70s. or even worse, it looks like she fixed it HERSELF! the horror!
Shania, baby, don’t listen to any negative opinions. You are looking totally and deliciously edible. I know that I am not the only guy out here who would love to give those funfags of your’s a serious workout. What is all this nonsense about you not wanting to be touched? My tongue wants to touch every inch of your naked body.
her tatas are 100% natural. and good for her, she does look great and i still cant believe her duche of an x left her. and that guy he is frightening. he does have a wax figure quality about him
Lee, I totally agree with all that you said!!!
When I laugh, frown, raise my brows, or squint, I dont get lines on my forehead or anywhere else. I am 31, and at this age my sister had wrinkles. We are all different. Please dont start getting like Perez or we will have to start hating back on you like his readers do. I love your site and dont want to have to do that. :)
I feel like she should have known MUTT was bad news in the first place I mean really….MUTT??? She looks a lil orange, but super hot! Love her for showin off the (newly purchased?) girls!
and yeah…that guys face is not even natural…
nitegal, when you frown there isn’t even a hint of a line? When my 7 year old sister frowns you can see a crease.
donkey punch is totally right. who cares how hot she is if she won’t put out.
Shania is the biggest selling country female of alltime who is known around the world and who can demand attention anytime she makes an appearance. Shania has the money and power to do as she wants and when she wants to and I’m told that she did get a boob job to make an even greater impact for her huge return.
Her breasts don’t look very nice to me. They’re good, but not really special. Maybe it’s the ugly dress that’s messing it up. It looks like they’re there but got flattened by the bra/dress, it doesn’t look good. She usually looks great though…
Mr. Otto DOES NOT DO BOTOX, never has, never will! He is a young dude, not chubby, but he does have a full face, nothing wrong in that! Not everyone has a perfect face and/or features and it is incredibly rude to assume or imply someone does. Mr. Otto is a kind person with a good heart, he is gracious to his fans, and has the most amazing, powerful voice in country music. He also served in the Navy, and supports our troops at many events. So, before you label someone, get your facts straight….
MMk..to the dipshit who wrote the blog about James Otto..u need to get ur facts straight before u post stupid shit. Alls i see is a man with strong features. but with the men u date..u wouldnt know what the hell that is. and for all u other ppl saying stuff..stop jumping off the cliff just cuz some jackass said to..
suck it
She looks very pretty. The only thing that may be telling about her boobs, is the appearance of mild symmastia. This can happen naturally, but it’s a common result of breast augmentation. It causes the boobs to appear connected. In the middle. If she took her dress off and her boobs still looked like that, then we’d know. She’s still gorgeous regardless.
The Otto guy is using botox. Look at his earlier photographs for comparison. He looks more like Joan rivers than himself. Also, he is trying to smile and it looks like his whole face is numb. If your going to use botox, go ahead, just don’t do it right before your photos.
If my comments make you mad, then you have a bigger issue than these celebrities.