Oh, how I love it when Paris Hilton decides to spend a quiet evening alone with a book. It’s even better when she spends that evening at Duke’s and invites 800 paparazzi to photograph her going in. Paris showed up at Duke’s to dine alone, showing off a copy of The Miracle Makers Club. It’s a self-help book by Dr. Joan Hangarter, who claims she “can show you how to discover the amazing secrets to creating miracles in your life, guaranteed.” This reminds me of the time we saw Paris Hilton dragging around a copy of The Power of Now. I finally got around to reading it myself about six months later, and at the end of every single sentence I thought to myself, “There’s no way Paris Hilton read this. Just no way.” But it’s nice that she’s kind of acting like reading is cool. I won’t give her shit for that.
Also, here is a list of the locations on her outfit on which her full name is printed:
- Her hoodie’s pocket
- Her hoodie’s ties
- Her purse
For Christ’s sake, how self-centered do you have to be? Seriously! Is there some real risk of her forgetting who she is? Because, otherwise, this is sheer insanity. Take a minute and imagine that someone gave you a purse that had your full name written all over the outside of it. Just picture that purse. Then picture yourself carrying that purse in public. You would never do it. Because it is obnoxious and you’re not 10 years old anymore.
My favourite was when she came out of the slammer carrying the Bible.
As if someone of her limited abilities could get through that dire pile of gobbledygook. Self help is more her speed.
Maybe she takes Lunesta and she can’t remember her name? Happens all the time to me.
Wowww, cant believe you actually noticed the name printed on the hoodie, I could only see it on the purse until you zoomed, and before reading I didnt notice it anywhere at all.
So sad that she’s just an overgrown Japanese Harajuku Girl wannabee… you know, the 20+ year old girls that still wear knee socks, Hello Kitty crap, glitter lip gloss, plastic bangles and bracelets, and sporting pigtails. You look at them and think, “Dear God. Grow up.” Look up the antonym of “sophisticated” and you’ll see her picture.
One thing girl knows how to do is self promote, can’t hate her for people buying into it… hate them instead!
Paris is the female Kanye. She loves herself far more than anyone else could.
“Is there some real risk of her forgetting who she is?”
Come on Beet, this is the person that thought West Africa was a country.
She’s promoting her clothing line. If I had a clothing line, I’d wear it too.
what more miracles does she need?? she is already super rich, she is making even more money off of crap & her horribly vapid image, she has love (she wont stop reminding us), she miraculously gets acting jobs…i dont get it…maybe a miracle cure for herpes??
she’s promoting her clothing line – it will make her a significant amount of money, if the beet was lucky enough to have one she’s be whoring it about too. How else will she [pairs] maker money, unlike foolish posh spice who was chastised for not wearing her overpriced denim creations enough!
Also many women like Gwen Stefani in their 30’s or even kylie who is what 40? Look great and don’t want to morph into beige no bodys in beige, they like looking young, fun and fresh so, if you can get away with wearing knee high socks and pigtails then you should! i sense someone’s bitter !!! However paris is no kylie or nicole but at least she’s out there TRYING
Maybe her mom labels everything for her. Ya know, like in kindergarten, mom would lable EVERYTHING. Jacket, pants, shirt, sweater, lunchbox, shoes, etc. Wait, what? It was just my mom?? Sh*t.
It’s bad enough when you see someone with a bunch of logo stuff on like a logo Coach bag (shudder) with matching shoes, scarf and keychain. But when it’s your own name…that is just beyond inexcusable. If her home address and name of a guardian was pinned on her, that I could understand.
was=were
Hmmm I would totally wear the purse.
won’t she just go away???
what’s up with her lips?