In these tough economic times, when people are getting laid off left and right, it’s important to come up with creative ways to take care of your body when your health coverage isn’t exactly stellar.
A reader sent me this list from an Australian web-mag detailing 56 reasons to have sex. Many of them are quite fascinating, but this one really stood out for me:
9. Protect pearly whites by stepping up to the mic. Semen contains small amounts of zinc, calcium and minerals proven to fight tooth decay.
So there you go, kids. Lost your dental insurance when you got laid off? No worries. Just find a dude and dive on in.
To celebrate, I have included above one of my favorite cinematic moments of all time — which I was just reminded of the other day — the Lindsay Lohan row-boat blow-job scene in Georgia Rule.
“Whoa, what, huh?!”
Best bit.
I just realized what a bad actor she is.
favorite scene of ALL time? beet’s moviegoing experiences make me sad!!
Wow. that was so awkward. Like watching a sex scene with your parents awkward.
Wow. That was the worst thing i’ve ever seen. it was more like a glimpse into lindsay’s real life. “You can touch if you’d like.” like she’s some fucking slut missionary whose goal in life is to enlighten others about the ways of sluttiness. If that piece of shit script can get produced then i’m pretty sure my six year old could write a movie script and make us all rich. i can’t even believe what i just saw. I kind of wish that some geeky movie kid can cut and paste or whatever so that when his hand starts to touch her legs it starts to burn off or shrivel up. or maybe a big tentacled monster can jump out and suck him in.
You know, my husband always offers to help when my blood sugar gets a little wack and I tell him I need protein. I knew it was a good source for that…but who knew all the other benefits!?
I better let him know that we will be implementing the “Apple A Day” philosophy in the bedroom…
She’s as disgusting as this topic.
You’ve got to release that sexual repression beebeec, it’s good for the soul.
TSS has perfect teeth.
Nice one, dp.
Will it make my teeth whiter?
Donkey Stench has a perfect ass hole….and so does the guy in front of him.
I absolutely cannot stand articles like this. the Australian media is rife with them. and why are they encouraging us to have sex? is there anyone out there that needs convincing?
I love this because she’s horribly damaged in the film. Entertaining!
Anybody else think TSS, Donkey Punch and Censorthis need to just get a room and work it out?
@ anon, I’ll bring the video camera!
I’m almost afraid to let my hubby see this post, mine’s like Erin’s with the protein offers.
@ Did…. I mean… it’s not like Linds wrote this movie….. you know?
Lmafo
Dog barks
Best part
so, now.. what? Hetero men will all have rotting teeth now? WTF! Someones ALWAYS getting discriminated!
I actually liked that film Georgia Rule, thought it was good acting on Lohan’s AND Fonda’s part.
Notice how Beebeec thinks this topic is so disgusting that not only did s/he read it, s/he took the time to comment on it.
what blowjob?
lmao wait til i tell my husband! im actually saving this whole thing just so he quits getting in my buissnes and getting me appointments with the dentist.. LOL i hate going to the dentist and he forces me to go.. But maybe not anymore! lol..