Kendra Wilkinson is, in fact, engaged to Hank Baskett Jr., according to a statement from none other than … Hugh Hefner????
“I have given her my blessing and will be giving her away at a very special wedding ceremony at the Playboy Mansion this coming June,” Hefner said.
What. The. Fuck?
This whole business makes it seem like Kendra and Hef were never really in love in the first place!
My world is spinning, I tell you. Spinning like Hugh Hefner’s bed. I feel so betrayed.
You know, I was hanging out with one of my old-time druggie pals back in LA, and he was all like, “You know, sometimes, when I used to smoke crack — like, good crack — I’d have an orgasm. I’d just jizz all over myself, sitting there smoking crack. Without touching myself or anything. So now, porn is a trigger for me. I can’t watch porn because it makes me think of crack.” And I was like, “Woah, dude. That’s intense.”
I’ve never had that experience with anything before, but I think that as soon as one of these girls writes a heartfelt tell-all about the shit that went down behind the scenes with all this, I will just orgasm while reading it. No touching or anything. I’ll just have a full-blown orgasm, reading Beneath the Bunny: The Holly Madison Memoirs or whatever she decides to call it.
There’s nothing classier than a wedding at the Playboy Mansion.
I feel exactly the same way.
I HAVE to know all the dirty secrets behind all this.
well that was kind of expected ya know?..now all were waiting for is Bridget…she will never leave
Ok, so Hef goes from the way older boyfriend role to the walk down the aisle role, which is traditionally the bride’s father’s job? That’s way weird. Me thinks Kendra has some daddy issues.
Oh, and this marriage is so not going to last.
Kendra is such a dyke. Nothing wrong with that but why pretend otherwise?
her boobs, her pants and her head are all too big for her.
beet, by far your funniest post yet! you are a fucking class act in my book. which may not be a good thing.
“So now, porn is a trigger for me. I can�t watch porn because it makes me think of crack.�
this is so going 2 be my excuse for not watching porn with the new guy im dating
Lol. I’m not surprised though. I can’t wait for the book.
@ Hilary,
Kendra’s dad walked out on them when she was very young.
ah she looks so cute in sports gear
Oh please. The Girls Next Door was real like WWE wrestling is real.
She’s hideous.
Really? You think that Hef and Kendra were maybe never in love?? NO Way, not possible. Sorry just being sarcastic. I think people have to remember that you can’t believe everything you see on t.v. It’s all about money with these folks. What money hungry semi attractive girl wouldn’t hang with Hef if she were paid to do it?? That whole show is such a joke.
Bridget is already married apparently but they are seperated which is why she moved into the mansion [with her husbands blessing!] i really loath these women now, i thought the whole thing was sweet till this, urgh. Holly and co need to accept their time in the light is over, ot go back to hef.
beet, i do think it’s time you outed yourself!
lmao @ Coral, i totally agree with you.. But what can you expect from those girls? they ovbiously would do WHATEVER for money.. Even have sex with a 200 year old sick mofo whos winnie quit working 170 years ago.. What a friggin mess they are..
Good that she’s engaged.. hopefully she’ll find some place to hide, so we don’t have to see her ever again.. I feel sorry for the guy though..
I love Kendra! She’s cute and sweet and sooo sexy!