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Model Helena Christensen is all like “why must the holy temple that is mebe placed next to this bridge troll?”  Poor Chrissie Hynde.

The Accessories Council hosted the 12th Annual ACE Awards in New York City last night.  The Accessories Council.  Their mission is “to stimulate consumer awareness and demand for fashion accessory products, and to serve as the advocate of the $30 billion accessory business in the United States.”  I clearly remember my eighth grade Lit teacher told me I’d never in my lifetime use the word “superfluous”.  Yet today, I can’t think of any other word that will do.

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  • Accessories Council?!? Are you SERIOUS?

    So in this time of economic downturn, starvation, war, unemployment, hunger, disease, etc., the best thing they can donate their time and money to is ACCESSORIES???

    WOW.

  • Chrissie Hynde is thinking: “Why must the holy temple that is mebe placed next to this bridge troll?”

  • Chrissie Hynde looks prettier. Helena looks like a witch lately. Strange things have happened to her face.

  • JK, I know, right? That’s what I was thinking, too! Hynde is like a living legendary rock and roll goddess, Helena’s just a once-upon-a-time former model and video ho. But then again, it DOES seem like Helena would have such snobby thoughts.

    I want to meet Chrissie Hynde someday. That woman is the epitome, the walking embodiment of cool.

  • ” …stimulate consumer awareness and demand for fashion accessory products …?” Get out there and stimulate the fashion economy? I’ll pass, thanks.

  • Chrissie Hynde is the bees knees. Look up a@@ kicking rock chick on wikipedia and voila! There she is. When Helena writes a song as scorching as The Adultress, then maybe we can talk.

  • The woman on the right looks only about 3 years older than the other. Neither is very attractive and there is not that much difference.

  • Chrissie is SMOKING! She is so sexy, incredibly talented and has the best voice of any female singer (IMHO). Remember Chain Gang? Amazing.

  • Time has not been kind to Helena. Is she a smoker? She still has a hot body but the face…..not so much. In the video for Chris Isaak’s Wicked Game she was one of the hottest looking women on the planet. What happened?

  • Maybe Helena did not do any surgeries or botox,
    as the other models of her generation did,
    but I agree Chrissie is very very cool

  • huh, at first glance i thought the ugly one on the left was cameron diaz with a black wig. she’s such a hag too.

  • Chrissie Hynde embodies that kick ass kind of cool that can’t be bought from a surgeon. As for Helena, I had completely forgotten she existed. That being said, the fact that there is a council to “stimulate consumer awareness” about the importance of accessories is one of the most asinine things I have ever heard! I won’t subtract points from Chrissie’s cool factor because I’m sure there MUST be some reasonable explanation for her being there. Help me out with this one, please…..