Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Heather Locklear Was Framed!

This shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! So now we're hearing reports that the chick who made the 911 call to police about Heather Locklear driving drunk was none other than Jill Ishkanian, that chick who got fired from Us Weekly and then hacked into their computer system. After calling in the tip, Jill tipped off her paparazzi buddies, who got the shots of Heather's arrest and sold them to TMZ for $27,000. This is soooo fucked up. And probably not illegal, either, unless someone can pro...

You Know, I Never Thought I’d Say This

But it's really not that important to vote. I'm sorry, but I find Declare Yourself's new campaign, wherein assorted celebrities pose with ballgags and muzzles and fishhooks through their mouths, to be more disturbing than galvanizing. Jessica Alba's shots are easily the most annoying. This is the most recent one released. Like, does she realize that you can't win an Oscar for a PSA? You guys should totally vote and stuff, because it's important. And I hear a lot of people say, "Why wou...

Rosie’s Got a New Gig!

Rosie O'Donnell will be returning to television, but kept far, far away from Elizabeth Hasselbeck. She's going to do a live variety show on NBC. And not only will the show be live, but Rosie will be giving out prizes to the show's at-home audience ... live. Producers are hoping this combination will be a successful way to battle the DVRs of the world, and that people will be more inclined to tune in when it actually airs. Frankly, I sincerely doubt this approach will make so much as a d...

Congrats to Beverly Mitchell!

The 27-year-old Seventh Heaven mainstay got married today in Naples to beau Michael Cameron, with former TV sisters Jessica Biel (accompanied by Justin Timberlake) and Mackenzie Rosman among her seven bridesmaids. This explains why Jessica and Justin have been photographed around Italy the past week. She wore a classic white strapless Melissa Sweet gown, and the groom wore a traditional black tux by Kenneth Cole. Congrats, you two crazy kids!...

Sarah Palin the Floutist

This is the talent portion of the Miss Alaska competition in 1984. What do you think, guys? Would you let her blow you? /> This is the talent portion of the Miss Alaska competition in 1984. What do you think, guys? Would you let her blow you? ...

Kevin Costner Prepares to Release His First Country Album

At the age of 53, Kevin Costner is ready to become a rock star. Well, a country star, at least. Kevin Costner will fulfill a longtime dream in November when he releases his first album with his country-rock band, Modern West. The actor, who told PEOPLE that his unlikely turn as a lead singer elicited double-takes when the band played a NASCAR event in July, has been playing music with some of his band mates for nearly 20 years. An early incarnation of the band (once called Roving Boy) stalled whe...

Looks Like Change is Afoot at Chez Hefner

Finally the members of Hef's harem are weighing in -- honestly -- on the rumors that their menage-a-quatre is coming to a grinding halt. Says Kendra in a new interview: "There are lot of changes going on ... people are going through changes. There's a lot of rumors about me moving on, Holly moving on ... it's really sad. I mean, it's only sad because Hef has to deal with it, and Hef gets really emotional because he really loves us. He is definitely a softie, so it's really sad seeing h...

Anne Hathaway on David Letterman

Here's Anne being adorable on David Letterman, talking about quitting smoking, drinking and eating meat, and generally surviving one of the more awful public break-ups in recent history. /> Here's Anne being adorable on David Letterman, talking about quitting smoking, drinking and eating meat, and generally surviving one of the more awful public break-ups in recent history....

Total Hottie Hugh Laurie Robbed!

Hugh Laurie, the super-sexy star of House, recently had his home robbed. HOUSE star HUGH LAURIE has been left "unnerved" after his Los Angeles home was ransacked by thieves. The British actor had his laptop and a number of other personal items taken in the raid on his new $4 million (GBP2.2 million) Hollywood Hills mansion earlier this month (Sep08). Laurie, who relocated to the U.S. in 2004 after landing the role of Dr. Gregory House in the hit medical drama, and his wife Jo were asl...