This is a riot. Produced by Leonardo DiCaprio.
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The revised $700B bailout plan was passed by Congress this afternoon and signed by President Bush.
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"At some point ... I want to adopt a kid ... A child in need or a newborn from another country. I'm not sure yet."
Lindsay Lohan, in the upcoming issue of Marie Claire.
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The ratings for last night's VP debate were up 42% from this year's first Presidential debate.
It looks like it was the most-watched debate in sixteen years.
GIRL POWER!
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Press release of the day:
In honor of its new Oven Baked Sandwiches, Domino's Pizza (NYSE:DPZ) , the recognized world leader in pizza delivery, will be giving away a free Oven Baked Sandwich to anyone named Jared (all spellings of the name Jared will be accepted). The first 1,000 "Jareds" to contact Domino's Pizza will receive a gift certificate for a free Oven Baked Sandwich.
"The 'Jareds' of the world have got to be clamoring for hot, tasty sandwiches," said Patrick Doyle, president of ...
How dare she look so genuinely happy and full of life when she has so blatantly failed to succumb to social and professional pressures to look and dress twenty years younger than her age?
The nerve.
At the launch event for TreePeople Enviro Center in Beverly Hills.
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It's here.
I gave it an A-, and my editor wants to shoot himself in the head about it. He hated it and he's embarrassed that anyone who works for him likes it. I will be on the receiving end of angry looks from him for awhile now.
But it was good.
Also, several of you readers emailed me to point out that this film is going to make every little kid want a puppy, which could be a good thing or a bad thing.
If you're going to adopt a puppy, please look for one on PetFinder.com. This is...
"No gym – well, not in the last five years. All the credit goes to Mom and Dad and their genes! ... I get winded just reaching for my cigarettes!"
Samantha Ronson tells People magazine, after being asked about her super-thin figure in these bikini pics. ...
They would have been useful back then.
Now they're just adding to the whole "chola" vibe you're rocking on the red carpet.
At the Madrid premiere of High School Musical 3.
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Question: Is there anything in the universe more obnoxious than a logo-bearing Fendi belt?
Maybe a logo-bearing Fendi scrunchie?
I'm just not sure. ...