today was knowing that O.J. is in the clink. I love watching this video. Note how there is no stumbling over the pronunication of Orenthal. That is because that woman knows she is reading a true and just verdict. 4,478 days too late if you ask me.
I know I am just an irreverant wiseass with a laptop but I feel am very serious about this. I hope and pray that he is the premier ankle grabbing love bitch of his cell block.
O.J. Simpson: GUILTY ON ALL COUNTS.
ROT IN JAIL FOREVER, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT. />...
That was QUICK!
The verdict will be announced TONIGHT. Probably within minutes.
Stay. Tuned. />...
Hello everyone! Thanks for all the greetings.Â
What is there to know about me? I am not a trained writer as is evidenced by my gross overuse of ellipses. I speak from the heart and my edit button was removed at birth. I am off of sugar and flour and it's made me a real biznacho. I am completely high-maintenance and could potentially ask "Does this post make my ass look fat?".Â
I look forward to getting to know you all a little bit better.
Wendie
ps-to the comment regarding me being a Jewish Princess: Have you been talking to my kvetching husband? Oy. />Hello everyone! Thanks for all the greetings.Â
What is there to know about me? I am not a trained writer as is evidenced by my gross overuse of ellipses. I speak from the heart and my edit button was removed at birth. I am off of sugar and flour and it's made me a real biznacho. I am completely high-maintenance and could potentially ask "Does this post make my ass look fat?".Â
I look forward to getting to know you all a little bit better.
Wendie
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I want to start off by saying that I was overwhelmed with responses when I asked for a weekend writer. And the craziest part? The large majority of applications were really, really good. I was blown away by how smart and talented this readership is. I was, quite frankly, expecting a lot more crap in my inbox, but you guys sent in some very impressive submissions, making this a really difficult process for me. I feel like I'm Tyra Banks talking to the ANTM girls, but it's true! This was a really tough choice. I wanted to hire a lot more of you. I don't have the budget for that right now (did you hear Nick Denton laid off 19 people and cut bonuses today?) but maybe I will in the future, and I can revisit some of the applicants I so enjoyed reading these past two weeks.
For now, I want to introduce the newest member of the Beet family. Her name is Wendie Tobin. Starting tomorrow, she'll be your weekend gal around these parts, and I will finally have my weekends free to snort Pixie Stix and watch porn.
I'll let her introduce herself in more detail later, but suffice it to say that I think she'll fit in well around these parts. I expect you to be every bit as nice to her as you are to me. I know that's not saying much. :) />I want to start off by saying that I was overwhelmed with responses when I asked for a weekend writer. And the craziest part? The large majority of applications were really, really good. I was blown away by how smart and talented this readership is. I was, quite frankly, expecting a lot more crap in my inbox, but you guys sent in some very impressive submissions, making this a really difficult process for me. I feel like I'm Tyra Banks talking to the ANTM girls, but it's true! This was a really tough...
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It's official. You need to think of something else to get Gamma for the holidays because the Anna Nicole Smith breast surgery video is not going to be available for gift giving.
This legal case has been going on since July 2007. How does it take over a year to determine that an unconcious, naked woman isn't consenting to being videotaped? And it wasn't like this was some sort of instructional how-to for med students.Â
I'm no lawyer but let me have my Miss Cleo mo...
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When I dated, the goal was to send the signal that it was like an amusement park under my skirt. Roller coasters, cotton candy kiosks and all that is right in this world but without the long waiting lines. Â
Fast forward to Fashion Week in Paris. Indian designer Manish Arora has taken all the work out of seduction. He has unveiled THE dress that every woman needs. Because seriously, nothing screams "I am more fun to ride than the Tilt-A-Whirl" more than wearing ...
Sarah Palin Tina Fey has reportedly landed a six-million dollar book deal.  Not too many details out yet but it is supposed to be non-fiction humor genre (obviously!).  She has emerged as one of the best comics of today.  I cannot even look at Palin without second guessing if it is really her or if it's Fey.  I betcha it's one heckuva book!  Tina Fey is a maverick!  Darn right!    Ok.  I'm done now. *wink*...
Last night Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky made it official at Le Cirque promising to love, honor and tan together 'til a violated pre-nup do them part. An over-surgeried 50 something marrying an 18 years his junior model...revolutionary!Â
Other wedding highlights:Â Sarah Silverman's ass is a handrest for Jimmy Kimmel, Joan Rivers' collarbone cracked by massive overload of QVC jewelry, John Stamos can be my Uncle Jesse anytime but only if he's the perverted kind, Chevy Chase is old and bride r...
Ted Casablanca's latest blind item sure sounds a lot like my beloved:
It can be a rocky journey to the top, and no one knows this better than Finnegan Furrow-Brow. He's been in the spotlight for years, but never had that star recognition until most recently. See, Finny's a younger-type dude who's been thrust upon this world of flashing lights and flashing panties simply due to his ambitious achievements (which, of course, means he's starting to dabble in all kinds of crossover activities too, which usually ...
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At the launch of Jay Strongwater's Limited Edition Pink Reflections Compact. Proceeds go to the Breast Cancer Research Foundation. So, I mean, go easy on her ... but not too easy. She is wearing pink leopard-print, after all.
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