OMG you guys I am in SUCH a grumpy little mood today. I am a grumpalufugus (sp?). And it's all totally PMS -- there's nothing actually wrong -- but I'm trying so hard to be cutesy and funny and my normal self but all I want to do is run around the office screaming "WHO THE FUCK CARES WHAT MATT DAMON DID I WANT CHOCOLATE." And you know what else? The nice lady who normally has a big bowl of chocolate in her office? Is out sick. And her office door? Is locked. I mean, Jesus, lady, have some res...
Is that a nipple or what?
I can't tell.
It almost looks painted or something.
At the Body of Lies premiere.
Also: Has she had work done on her face recently or am I imagining things?
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"This is absolutely amazing for the world's most beautiful, perfect little girl. She's so pure."
Tyra Banks, who MC'd the crazy birthday celebration for Miley Cyrus at Disneyland this weekend.
Also in attendance: Rumored nemesis Demi Lovato, who reportedly got Miley a Tiffany necklace. "If we weren't cool, I definitely wouldn't have gotten her a nice gift," she told MTV News. "I pinky promise!" Um, Demi? We all know that necklace was paid for by the same people who forced Miley to invite you...
A huge congratulations to Tyler Perry who, on Saturday, became the first African-American ever to launch his own major TV and film studio. He celebrated by throwing a huge bash in Atlanta, where the studio is based.
"I spent 56 years making movies and this is the reward that I have that means the most to me," said Sidney Poitier of Perry's achievement.
And check out Oprah Winfrey crying her eyes out over this!
Also there to celebrate: Ruby Dee, Cicely Tyson, Louis Gossett, Jr., Holly Robinson Peete, Tracey Edmonds, music mogul L.A. Reid, John Legend, Eva Pigfor...
Despite a previous stint on Celebrity Rehab, Rod Stewart's son Sean is back in rehab, this time at Malibu's Canyon at Peace Park clinic. The family's spokesperson is refusing to comment.
Bear with me today, kids, as I'm waging a losing battle against PMS this morning. All I want right now are cigarettes and Valium. I am trying valiantly to avoid both. But today is pay day for me, so I may ditch out early and indulge in some hardcore shopping. I'm really excited to buy tons of yummy sweate...
How adorable is Blake Lively?
Don't you just want to drag her into bed with you and cuddle with her deep under the covers? Just you and Blake Lively and her fresh, white T-shirt that still smells vaguely of fabric softener and a thick comforter and something laugh-out-loud funny on TV. Wouldn't that just be so cozy and wonderful? I love you, Blake Lively.
Also: John Leguizamo attended the same event, and when I saw this photo of him, in thumbnail form on the photo service website, I absolut...
I always forget that this girl had a kinda-sorta career after The Real World. Here's Jacinda Barrett with hubby Gabriel Macht at an event at the Hammer Museum in LA.
Anyone else think she kind of looks like crap now? She's only 36, but I feel like she looks much older. And that dress belongs on a five-year-old.
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Jessica Alba, Cash Warren and little Honor Marie all went out to lunch in LA on Sunday, creating a pap frenzy.
You know, some babies are really cute.
And that's all I have to say about that.
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But Eddie Van Halen is engaged.
Eddie Van Halen is engaged to his girlfriend/manager Janie Liszewski, PEOPLE has learned.
Van Halen, 53, proposed to Liszewski, 38, on Aug. 4 while they were vacationing in Hawaii. The rock guitarist dropped to one knee and popped the question in a private room at Tiffany's, a source close to the couple tells PEOPLE.
The couple plan to wed next June.
"They are happy, healthy, very much in love and looking forward to living life together forever," says the sour...
Ahhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I crack myself up sometimes, you guys.
A reader sent in this old-school pic of possible VP Joe Biden, which showcases what he has to offer to, um, our country.
Love it, love it, love it.
Sarah Palin may be all about Joe Six-Pack, but I for one would be happy to get me a piece of old-school Joe's two-pack, if ya know what I mean.
Thanks Chelsea!...
Nearly a year after a judge ordered her to pay $87K in legal fees to Perez Hilton for his legal fees in the defamation lawsuit she filed (and lost) against the blogger, Samantha has ponied up the dough. The payment comes just a day before Samantha was supposed to have to appear in court to explain why she couldn't come up with the cash. Someone didn't want the authorities poking into her finances ...
I always figured there must have been some crazy bullshit behind this lawsuit in the first pla...
Hey, remember back when Hugh Hefner wouldn't let his girlfriends travel anywhere for more than a full day if he wasn't with them? Like, they had to be by his side at all times. He ruled his harem with an iron fist, even if his penis wasn't exactly as ... er ... hardcore.
Well, here's Kendra Wilkinson (and some other Playmate) judging some two-bit bikini contest in the Bahamas on Saturday. And Saturday night? Was the Leather & Lace party at the mansion. The media-friendly Leather & Lace par...