I have to admit I was a little surprised last week to see photos of Britney Spears going to see In the Heights on Broadway. I understand she's getting her life together, but going to see a Broadway show is a little too cultured, even for Britney. I mean, let's start with little things, like keeping the pack of cigarettes away from the children on a daily basis.
The show is a musical about a Latino neighborhood of Washington Heights in Manhattan.
And Britney is, apparently, considerin...
I swear to God, every time there's a new photo of this girl, I run to her Wikipedia page, like, "Is she 18 yet or what?" I'd even settle for 16 at this point. But no, she's still 14, just like she was the last time I checked. And it totally doesn't help that she looks about 10. Hurry up and age, Dakota, so I can make really gross comments about you without feeling like a total pedo.
I do feel like I can say, without feeling too pervy, that this girl has killer leg muscles. Like, are they...
ANTM alums Jaslene Gonzalez and Caridee English battle it out for Least Photogenic at the Lucky book party in NYC.
Tyra Banks should be ashamed. If you're going to unleash these creatures upon society after anointing them famous, Tyra, at least hire stylists for them. Someone needs to wake you from your slumber one night with a phone call and say, "Ty-Ty, I have some bad news. Are you sitting down? Do you have someone there with you in case you can't hold up the phone after I tell you this...
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"I am not defined by my sexuality. It is, simply, a small facet of the same person I have always been. Nothing has changed."
Clay Aiken, on his personal website, regarding his recent homo debut. ...
Congratulations to AmIdol also-ran Paris Bennett, who popped out a healthy little girl on Monday. She named the little girl Egypt, just like she said she would when she announced her pregnancy this summer. I'd hoped she would change her mind and go with something a little less ridiculous, like "Kuwait" or "Equatorial Guinea" or, ya know, "Chlamydia," but it was all for naught. The ink is dry on the birth certificate. I tried to advocate for you, little ChlamydiaEgypt. I'm sorry I let you down. ...
Eh, it doesn't quite have the same ring as Isaiah Washington's "gayhab," does it?
What else could we call it?
Porn-hab? Blow-hab? Wee-hab? Heh. I'm cracking up over wee-hab, even though I don't even really know what it means. I really just think we need a kick-ass new term for sex-hab.
Whatever you choose to call it, David Duchovny is out of it. His attorney confirmed on Monday that he "has successfully completed rehabilitation."
Is there a graduation for sex-hab? If so, how doe...
... or does everybodyeverybodyeverybody look a hot mess at Elle's 15th Annual Women in Hollywood event? I am happy with nobody's look here. Everyone's hair looks awful. Just frizzy and flat and gross. Everyone's. Was it a bad hair day all across LA? No one's clothes really excite me, although Amber Valetta gets a maybe. Cheryl Tiegs's bra doesn't fit and Eva Mendes's slip is showing. Kat Dennings looks like someone dragged her out of her coffin for the event. And it's not like I expect much out of Sig...
Is everybody sooooooooo excited???
The Britney Spears "Womanizer" video premieres Friday on 20/20!!!
Yeah, that's right, on 20/20, bitches, because it's not like there's anything else going on in the world.
But to tide your Britneymania over until then, the kids at Britney.com (tagline: "It's Britney.com, B*tch," which amuses me to no end) have the exclusive first look at stills from Brit's new video. Using our special NASA-patented technology (aka "Project Save As") we have brought these...
You know how sometimes two really hot people will mate and the resultant offspring will be ... well ... Rumer Willis?
That is not what happened with Cindy Crawford and Rande Gerber, whose two children, Preston and Kaia, are, like, freakishly gorgeous.
They were also some of the lucky invitees to Miley Cyrus's Disneyland bash this weekend.
Also there: Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ross McCall, Steve Carell and Nancy Walls, Jennie Garth, David Archuleta, Rick Fox and Vanessa Williams, Baby F...
Little Henry made his debut on his mom's MySpace page.
Do you think Minnie was trying to make a statement by not auctioning him off to the highest bidder?
Or was she just so embarrassed by how low the offers were?
Methinks the latter....
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