Ashley Tisdale's Barbie shoes need to be wrapped up in her gross hair extensions and taken outside and buried deep within the earth. Like however deep we bury nuclear material? That's how deep this stuff needs to go.
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8 am - 1 pm: Work
2 - 4pm: Dentist, where I am informed I am in the early stages of periodontitis, and I was like "Yes I am PMSing, thanks for noticing" but then the dentist informed me that periodontitis is actually a gum disease. Fun.
4:30pm: Violently ill for no apparent reason. Feels like food poisoning. Even funner.
I'm gonna lay in bed and watch the debates and take it easy the rest of the day. />...
The drummer is opening up about his horrific plane crash last month, which killed two close friends and has left him severely burned. He's chatting with Us Weekly. (Not to be macabre, but how much do you think they paid him to score that interview?)
I hate planes," Barker said in an interview with Us Weekly magazine. "My biggest fear ever is to be involved in a plane crash, so when that happened ... well, I'm just thankful to be alive! I'm just grateful to be here at all."
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Barker...
Celebrity attendees at Padres Contra El Cancer's 8th Annual El Sueno De Esperanza gala:
- Eva Longoria
- George Lopez
- Daisy Fuentes
- Alejandro Fernandez
- Gina Ravera
- Ana de la Reguera
- Tara Reid
In fairness, though, she sincerely thought there would be baseball players. ...
It's one of those GOOD days!
Lindsay Lohan, sans bra, in a tight black shirt, leaving the hair salon.
I think this is the exact same shirt she was wearing the last time we got this shot.
She knows that shirt works wonders.
This is kind of off-topic, but an important question: American Apparel is selling body suits. I am considering purchasing one. Thoughts? ...
Aubrey's officially been kicked out of the group.
What blows my mind is that the remaining DK girls probably think this is a good thing for them rather than the end of their careers and the beginning of Aubrey's solo career. Because, ya know, that's totally what it is. ...
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Sarah Silverman may be unwilling to talk about the status of her relationship with Jimmy Kimmel, but, listen, friends don't let friends put their hands there. I'm just saying.
Leaving Howard Stern's wedding....
Okay, maybe that's taking it a bit too far, but they sure were looking close at Elle's 15th annual Women in Hollywood gala yesterday:
Jennifer Lopez and Leah Remini were like a couple of high schoolers last night at Elle's Women in Hollywood Tribute.
The two arrived hand in hand and then dashed through the predinner cocktail reception still holding hands. (A big burly bodyguard led them through the crowd, making sure no one got in their way.) As soon as they made it to their seats, they hung...
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Well, sorta ...
From her MySpace blog, just posted today:
What’s Going on . . . .
Current mood: lonely
Hef and I care about each other immensely and will always be best friends . . . I do have my own place, but I am still at the Mansion, too, right now . . . I'm too busy to move even if I wanted to! hahaha . . . Bridget, Kendra and I are all still best friends and plan on doing several projects together in the future . . . even though Bridget is in Europe right now and I am sad and lonely w...
Looks like they're officially OVER.
Holly confirmed to TMZ's cameras last night that she got her own condo, and that she and Hef are no longer together.
It's not that this is a huge surprise, but still.
If Hef and Holly can't make it work, what hope is there for the rest of us???...