I wanted to wait until Friday to show you guys the pics of Leo in his ladybug costume, but we did a test run today, and I just have to show him off NOW. I can't wait another second to share him with the world. How absurdly cute is he?????? More pics here. I was toying with the idea of running a Cutest Pet Costume contest for Evil Beet readers, but, ya know, Leo would have to win no matter what, so it wouldn't be fair. HOWEVER, if you want to send a photo of your pet in his/her costum...

You guys wanna know something awful? Like, totally horrible? After all my encouragement to get you guys to register and vote, I'm not going to be able to vote! And, no, it's not because of that recent felony conviction for looking so good it should be illegal. (ZING!) I haven't been back to LA since I left rather suddenly in February, and I've been missing my friends there a lot lately, and I wanted to get back to see everyone before the holiday madness began. So, without thinking about it, I booked a flight earlier this week to go there next week. And today it hit me that I'm totally not going to be able to vote now! I'll be in California on Election Day! I'm registered in Washington, and I'm too late to do an early ballot! See? All the celebrity PSAs in the world can't prevent me from being a total fucking moron. Update: Never mind! My friend told me I was too late for early voting but he was wrong! Washington will still allow me to do early voting if I drive my ass down to Renton and do it in person. So I AM VOTING! WOO HOO! /> You guys wanna know something awful? Like, totally horrible? After all my encouragement to get you guys to register and vote, I'm not going to be able to vote! And, no, it's not because of that recent felony conviction for looking so good it should be illegal. (ZING!) I haven't been back to LA since I left rather suddenly in February, and I've been missing my friends there a lot lately, and I wanted to get back to see everyone before the holiday madness began. So, without thinking about...

Hi, guys! Sorry I was gone all afternoon. I was very busy getting me and Leo ready for Halloween. Leo is going to be a ladybug. Why? Because it was all that Target had in his size. Also: it comes with a little hat with antennae, and, honestly, how can you pass up an opportunity to make your dog wear a little hat with antennae? Leo is wearing it right now and he looks absolutely precious, if a tad bit miserable. I am going as Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter. I have no idea who Luna Lovegood i...