Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Christie Brinkley and Peter Cook: Still Drama-tastic!

If you thought that the finalization of their divorce last week would mark the end of the Brinkley-Cook drama, then you clearly have no idea how things work among the rich and famous. Peter Cook sat down with Barbara Walters (really, Barbara? There's an election going on, ya know) to talk shit about Christie, which was in violation of of a court order preventing either side from publicly talking about their marriage. The interview is scheduled to air Friday, and Christie filed for a tempor...

Turned Away!

How's this for irony? Lindsay Lohan, famous for infiltrating the LA club scene even in her teen years, was turned away from The Snake Pit on Melrose because she didn't have ID. The same went for Samantha Ronson, who also didn't have ID on her. Who the hell goes clubbing without ID? Oh, right, Lindsay and Samantha, who are used to everyone on the planet coming equipped with an internal dossier of information on their backgrounds. On the plus side, Lindsay should be thanking her lucky st...

New Weird Al Cover: “Whatever You Like”

Here's Weird Al Yankovich doing T.I.'s "Whatever You Like," but with his own special Weird Al spin. Thoughts? I love Weird Al, but I feel like, compared to the current state of satire/humor, he's just a little too vanilla for me now. /> Here's Weird Al Yankovich doing T.I.'s "Whatever You Like," but with his own special Weird Al spin. Thoughts? I love Weird Al, but I feel like, compared to the current state of satire/humor, he's just a little too vanilla for me now. ...

Nikki Blonsky Speaks Out About Airport Brawl

Hairspray star Nikki Blonsky is finally opening up about the airport fight she and her family had with the family of ANTM castaway Bianca Golden. Nikki says that she and her father Carl are "completely destroyed" by the incident. "The hardest part for me is to see my parents walk around in severe upset and sadness," she says. The fight erupted at the Providenciales International Airport, where the Blonsky family was waiting to fly home from a Caribbean vacation in the Turks and Caic...

Could It Really Happen?

We're hearing more and more talk about Sarah Palin making a guest appearance on SNL at some point before the election. Lorne Michaels, per usual, is refusing to answer any questions about her specifically, but he's definitely not doing anything to quash the buzz. He revealed that the McCain campaign called after the first Palin sketch to say that they really enjoyed it. What do you guys think? Would an SNL appearance by Palin help the McCain campaign in the final stretches of this race? />We're hearing more and more talk about Sarah Palin making a guest appearance on SNL at some point before the election. Lorne Michaels, per usual, is refusing to answer any questions about her specifically, but he's definitely not doing anything to quash the buzz. He revealed that the McCain campaign called after the first Palin sketch to say that they really enjoyed it. What do you guys think? Would an SNL appearance by Palin help the McCain campaign in the final stretches of this race? ...

Quotables

"He's really loving being Mr. Jennifer Hudson. I think he's loving the lavish things she brings to his life, he's seeing the world due to Jennifer's success. [But] can you love this person if they lose all of this tomorrow? She needs to find out. I just hope people are marrying each other for the right reasons ... It’s a mixed match, it won’t work. He’ll be in her shadow like Al Reynolds was to Star Jones, like Stedman Graham is to Oprah ... When we were in Miami togethe...

Look, You Guys! Photographs of Katie Holmes Walking!

Is there anything more inherently interesting? Let's talk about the headband. You know you wanna. I'd also like to share with you something exciting that I just realized. When you make a typo and spell her last name "Homles" it's almost like her name is "Katie Homeless." And homelessness, IMHO, is really one of the only circumstances under which wearing such an absurd hair piece is acceptable. The other one is cancer. [gallery]...