Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake Team Up for Obama

Apparently, it is so important that Barack Obama win the upcoming election that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have agreed to make a public appearance together. I know. It's that big. The couple showed up to speak to the crowd on Saturday at a Las Vegas rally for the Democratic candidate. Timberlake performed an off-the-cuff riff, singing "Vote in a Box," a spoof of his infamous raunchy Saturday Night Live sketch, a campaign source tells Usmagazine.com. "Me and Jess, we're...

You Guys Have to Hear About Sophie Monk for Awhile So I Can Pursue a Fantasy Relationship with Matt Felker

It's not that I've ever given you a reason to care about Sophie Monk in the past, other than the fact that she's the chick Benji Madden was with before Paris Hilton, but we're going to start caring about her around here, and I'll tell you why: I'm trying to sleep with Matt Felker. Who's Matt Felker, you may ask? Why, he's the hot guy from the Britney Spears "Toxic" video, a longtime crush of mine who is also the producer of Sophie's upcoming television show, Bigger Than Paris. He would like f...

Stars: They’re Just Like Us!

They look like crap when they go to the airport!!! As much as I love giving Jessica a rough time about her ensembles, I'm going to let this slide, because she actually looks remarkably put-together compared to the way I normally look when arriving at the airport. I just have to ask, though: why wear the jewelry? I mean, you're going to have to take it off when you go through security, and it's not like Joan Rivers is going to be looking at these pictures like, "You know, Jessica's look would ...

Is Selena Gomez Single????

First we hear the devastating news that Taylor Swift and Joe Jonas have called it quits, and now it's looking like little Nicholas may be on the market, too. Selena Gomez -- who's been linked to Miley Cyrus's ex Nick Jonas for the better part of the year -- reportedly told red-carpet reporters she was single at the St. Jude Children's Research Hospital's Runway for Life benefit. When a reporter asked her about any celebrity crushes, she shouted "Let Shia know I'm available!" Hmm ... I...

New Beyonce: “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)” Video

It's been awhile since I've been impressed by Beyonce, but this new single and video are actually blowing my mind. I love it. It's a reminder of why we fell in love with Beyonce in the first place. Very raw and sexy in a way only B can pull off. She also released a video for her other new single, "If I Were a Boy." While I applaud her awareness of the subjunctive mood, this one isn't really doing much for me. />MTVMusic VideosMTV ShowsEntertainment News It's been awhile since I've been impressed by Beyonce, but this new single and video are actually blowing my mind. I love it. It's a reminder of why we fell in love with Beyonce in the first place. Very raw and sexy in a way only B can pull off. She also released a video for her other new single, "If I Were a Boy." While I applaud her awareness of the subjunctive mood, this one isn't really doing much for me. MTVMusic VideosMTV ShowsEntertainment...

Quotables

"No one suspected the fear that gnawed at me even as I lent my voice to the chorus of Bradys singing 'It's a Sunshine Day.'" Just a taste of the hard-hitting prose awaiting the reader of Here's the Story: Surviving Marcia Brady and Finding My True Voice, Maureen McCormick's latest attempt to exchange her dignity for five more minutes of fame and a modest paycheck. Maureen discusses, per usual, her drug habit, her depression and her chaotic and embarrassing sex life. Next time, Mo, ...

Dakota Fanning: Total Diva Bitch???

Oooh, this is quite the treat!!! After nearly seven years of hearing about what a fucking delight Dakota Fanning is on the set, it looks like someone's finally willing to sell her out: Rowan Woods, the director of her new flick, Winged Creatures. Woods said his high profile cast was a pleasure to work with except for teenage starlet Dakota Fanning, who could be a diva on the set. She initially refused to come out of her trailer on day one of shooting because her scene wasn't filmed f...

Katrina Bowden Is My New Girl Crush

I know that I need to separate myself from the cast of Gossip Girl. Blake Lively is taken and Taylor Momsen is, ya know, fourteen. (But she doesn't look it.) So I've been on the lookout for my latest obsession. Enter 20-year-old (totally legal!) Katie Bowden, who plays office siren Cerie on the Emmy-winning 30 Rock and is now making her feature film debut with Sex Drive. Katrina is poised to give me everything I could ever ask for, including this photo of Seth Green standing next to a ...

Hey Tila! That’s the WRONG HOMO!!!

Tila Tequila, who normally walks the red carpet with her partner-in-famewhoring, Courtenay Semel, has been solo for awhile now, instead posing at the Hollywood Style Awards with Carson Kressley. WTF???? I wanted COURTENAY! Are these two dunzo? Courtenay Semel is such a raging alcoholic and all-around problem child. Will someone PUH-LEASE just help her get famous already? Listen up, fellow members of the media. Let's all work together on this. We all stand to profit from it, I PROMISE!...