Lauren Conrad to leave the hills? Thank you October 17, 2008BonerBobUncategorized I now feel responsible for the dumbing down of American youth for even posting about anyone on "The Hills." Â But hey, that's what blogs are for, right? Â What would a blog be without a mention of some of the most untalented people in Hollywood. Â Although in Lauren Conrad's case, I think she may be the best actress in Hollywood and nobody knows it. Â Lauren was quoted the other day saying she was ready to leave the hills after 5 seasons on the show. Â Who will replace her in se...
Selma Blair may have to turn to Katie Holmes impersonating October 17, 2008BonerBobKatie Holmes, Selma Blair I find it strange how there are so many actors that look like each other. Â Are they trying to do this thinking they are going to steal the others career? Â Here's a picture of Katie Holmes last night at the "All my sons" Broadway opening, and a picture of Selma Blair doing her best Katie impersonation in February. Â Selma should have gone after Tom Cruise while he was scouting. Â Â Selma must be pissed. Â Katie beat her out for the role of Joey on Dawson's Creek too. Â Home girl can't catch a break. Â Now Katie beat her out of ...
Lindsay Lohan Is Totally Drinking Again October 17, 2008Evil BeetLindsay Lohan Try to make sense of this entry on her MySpace blog, posted eeeeeeeearly Friday morning: all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights.. all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights.. How does it feel to be an outsider?....behind the scenes type of feeling. Picture this in your head, if you're willing to focus for a second my friends ;) Washington, D.C.- you're probably thinking that you are going to a monument of some sort... well, you're highly wrong loves.... Washington, D.C.-you're in a club, you are here for suppo...
Bruce Willis to Wed Again??? October 17, 2008Evil BeetBruce Willis, Emma Heming Word on the street is that the rapidly balding actor is planning to get engaged to his girlfriend, model Emma Heming, as the two were spotted engagement-ring shopping in LA recently. Emma is 23 years younger than Bruce. But, seriously, she looks even younger than that. She almost looks younger than Rumer. ...
Oh Noes! October 17, 2008Evil BeetChristina Aguilera, Paris Hilton, Prince William Prince William was spotted getting friendly with BOTH Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera at a London nightclub last night. Apparently Xtina and Paris avoided each other like the plague but both tried to get face time with Wills, especially Paris, who reportedly pissed off Christina by parading up to her table and stealing Wills away. So very Bachelor. All this drama DESPITE the fact that Christina was there with her husband and Paris can't shut up about how much she misses Benji. ...
“I’m Married, Bitches!” October 17, 2008Evil BeetNelly Furtado Nelly Furtado shows off her new husband, Demacio "Demo" Castellon, at a charity event she hosted in Canada on Thursday night. Nelly recently confirmed that the two got hitched in July. Demo is her sound engineer. But more importantly ... when are celebs going to learn that just because your dress has pockets doesn't mean you should USE them while being photographed? ...
Sarah Palin on SNL This Weekend? October 17, 2008Evil BeetSarah Palin The McCain camp has confirmed that the VP candidate will be making her much-hyped SNL appearance this weekend. What will she be doing on SNL? Playing herself? Playing Tina Fey? Being a maverick? ...
I Can Only Assume that Aubrey O’Day is Plotting Some Manner of Terrorist Attack on the Major Cultural Sites of New York City October 16, 2008Evil BeetAubrey O'Day I mean, really, people, let's think this through. Wednesday night, she was at the New York Public Library. And Thursday night, she showed up at an event at the American Museum of Natural History. If she sets foot in the Met on Friday night, I'm going to alert the authorities. Because I really can't think up any other reason for Aubrey O'Day to want to be surrounded by so much information. [gallery]...
John McCain Finally Shows Up to Do Letterman! October 16, 2008Evil BeetDavid Letterman, John McCain Did he redeem himself? What do we think, kids??? />...
Brad Pitt Signs on for “The Odyssey” October 16, 2008Evil BeetBrad Pitt After the huge success of Troy in 2004, Brad Pitt is teaming up once again with director George Miller to do a film adaptation of Homer's other famous epic, The Odyssey. However, the plan is not to pick up where Troy leaves off, the way the poems do, but rather to set The Odyssey in the future. Interesting? Or cheesy? I guess we'll find out. ...
Democracy or Baseball? October 16, 2008Evil BeetUncategorized Around 56.5 million viewers watched Wednesday's Presidential debate, despite the fact that Fox didn't even air it, choosing instead to air an MLB playoffs game. This is less than watched the second debate, which didn't conflict with baseball, when 63.2 million viewers tuned in. Both these numbers pale in comparison to the 70 million Americans who tuned into the Vice Presidential debate, hoping Joe Biden would make Sarah Palin cry. ...