Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Lauren Conrad to leave the hills? Thank you

I now feel responsible for the dumbing down of American youth for even posting about anyone on "The Hills."   But hey, that's what blogs are for, right?   What would a blog be without a mention of some of the most untalented people in Hollywood.   Although in Lauren Conrad's case, I think she may be the best actress in Hollywood and nobody knows it.   Lauren was quoted the other day saying she was ready to leave the hills after 5 seasons on the show.  Who will replace her in se...

Selma Blair may have to turn to Katie Holmes impersonating

I find it strange how there are so many actors that look like each other.  Are they trying to do this thinking they are going to steal the others career?   Here's a picture of Katie Holmes last night at the "All my sons" Broadway opening, and a picture of Selma Blair doing her best Katie impersonation in February.  Selma should have gone after Tom Cruise while he was scouting.    Selma must be pissed.  Katie beat her out for the role of Joey on Dawson's Creek too.   Home girl can't catch a break.  Now Katie beat her out of ...

Lindsay Lohan Is Totally Drinking Again

Try to make sense of this entry on her MySpace blog, posted eeeeeeeearly Friday morning: all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights.. all grown up and .. an outsider for some nights.. How does it feel to be an outsider?....behind the scenes type of feeling. Picture this in your head, if you're willing to focus for a second my friends ;) Washington, D.C.- you're probably thinking that you are going to a monument of some sort... well, you're highly wrong loves.... Washington, D.C.-you're in a club, you are here for suppo...

Oh Noes!

Prince William was spotted getting friendly with BOTH Paris Hilton and Christina Aguilera at a London nightclub last night. Apparently Xtina and Paris avoided each other like the plague but both tried to get face time with Wills, especially Paris, who reportedly pissed off Christina by parading up to her table and stealing Wills away. So very Bachelor. All this drama DESPITE the fact that Christina was there with her husband and Paris can't shut up about how much she misses Benji. ...

I Can Only Assume that Aubrey O’Day is Plotting Some Manner of Terrorist Attack on the Major Cultural Sites of New York City

I mean, really, people, let's think this through. Wednesday night, she was at the New York Public Library. And Thursday night, she showed up at an event at the American Museum of Natural History. If she sets foot in the Met on Friday night, I'm going to alert the authorities. Because I really can't think up any other reason for Aubrey O'Day to want to be surrounded by so much information. [gallery]...

Democracy or Baseball?

Around 56.5 million viewers watched Wednesday's Presidential debate, despite the fact that Fox didn't even air it, choosing instead to air an MLB playoffs game. This is less than watched the second debate, which didn't conflict with baseball, when 63.2 million viewers tuned in. Both these numbers pale in comparison to the 70 million Americans who tuned into the Vice Presidential debate, hoping Joe Biden would make Sarah Palin cry. ...