Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The Katie Holmes Broadway Reviews Are Finally Here!

Oh, happy, happy day! We finally get to hear how Mrs. Tom Cruise fared on the B'way stage! Says the Daily News: "Her rather grand speech pattern takes getting used to but she seems comfortable and adds a fitting glint of glamour. Dancing with Lithgow, kissing Wilson, she makes you forget about her being Mrs. Tom Cruise." So that's one GOOD review for Katie. But here's what the New York Times had to say: "While Ann is supposed to arrive at the Keller household with high hopes and ...

John McCain Wins Viewers, If Not Voters

McCain's appearance last night on Letterman brought in 6.5M viewers, the show's highest numbers since Oprah was on in December 2005. And that's just the people who actually tuned in, despite knowing that anything important would be on the Internet like 20 seconds later. In fact, we had the best clips up on this site before the show even aired on the West coast. I wonder if McCain's contrition won over any voters. />McCain's appearance last night on Letterman brought in 6.5M viewers, the show's highest numbers since Oprah was on in December 2005. And that's just the people who actually tuned in, despite knowing that anything important would be on the Internet like 20 seconds later. In fact, we had the best clips up on this site before the show even aired on the West coast. I wonder if McCain's contrition won over any voters. ...

Still Going Strong!

Courteney Cox and David Arquette are determined to be a couple for the ages. They made an appearance at the Fallout video game launch in LA last night, along with every other C-lister in Hollywood, including Ian Ziering, who kind of looks like he's in the late stages of AIDS. (I know, I know. Your complaints will be heard in the comments.) I have to admit, though, Courteney looks freaking fantastic for her age. She always blows my mind with how beautiful she is. I remember, even back o...

God Bless the Photo Agencies

Seriously, guys? This is your whole entire job. This is Heidi Montag's sister, Holly, who is repeatedly being tagged as Heidi by the paps these days. Grrr. Okay, and a note on BonerBob: Last night, I knew I was going to have a crazy day today. I asked a friend to fill in and he said he would if he could. I wasn't sure if he'd actually be able to or not, and that's why there was no formal introduction. BB is a friend of mine from LA who definitely knows all the ins and outs of Holly...

Nikki McKibbin Doesn’t Blame Simon Cowell for Her Drug Addiction, But He Sure As Hell Didn’t Help

In a new interview with Us Weekly, Nikki McKibbin -- who's on the upcoming season of Celebrity Rehab -- talks about the role Simon Cowell played in her downward spiral. "I came out of Idol with a lack of self-confidence," she says. "I think I had my first solo in school when I was 5, and I got more as I got older: That's the biggest compliment in choir. I had never been told I wasn't good enough. Having to hear it for so many weeks from Simon Cowell killed me inside. I couldn't get the shit he had said...

Mark Wahlberg is my hero and a man of his word. If he says he is going to kick your ass, he really will

jimmy kimmel video ABojimmy kimmel video ABo Mark was recently on Jimmy Kimmel show.  They showed a clip of Andy Sambergs snl skit of him. Marks response.  "I'm going to find that kid and pop him in his big fu@*ing nose."   He's not kidding either.  That's why I love him.   I have to say I like real badasses rather than these manufactured pus&$es that think they are tough.  If Mark says he will tear your head off and shit down your throat, he really will.  He's a man of his word.  Hollyw...

Yes, You Will Be Watching House Next Week

Oh look. It's Olivia Wilde. Getting it on with a chick. This is actually a super hot make-out scene. Love the hair-pulling. I'm so into hair-pulling. I've met Olivia before. She's actually more beautiful in person, if that's even conceivable. /> Oh look. It's Olivia Wilde. Getting it on with a chick. This is actually a super hot make-out scene. Love the hair-pulling. I'm so into hair-pulling. I've met Olivia before. She's actually more beautiful in person, if that's even conceivable. ...

Holly Madison Claims They Tried to Get Her Knocked Up with IVF

A very interesting interview with Holly Madison in the print edition of InTouch this week, which the kids at Celebitchy have so kindly transcribed for me to copy. Was Hef mad at you for revealing you had split? I think hef's upset. There were a lot of people - not just Hef - who wanted me to pretend we were still together for the sake of the show. I tried to do that for a few weeks, but I couldn't live like that. Did you really love him? I devoted 100 percent of myself to Hef the whole time we were together. Were you trying to get pregnant? We tri...

Which one of these kids is not like the other?

Sorry to upset American Idol fans, but I'm confused as to what the hell a person on a reality show is doing at the premiere of "Pride and Glory" starring Colin Farrell and Edward Norton.  There is a time and a place for Reality show "contestants" and it's not at any respectable movie premiere.  Is there any pecking order in Hollywood anymore?  I hope Colin fights back and crashes the Real World reunion.  It's only fair.   The good news is, Colin looks like he may kill Ace at the after party.  "Colin Farrell,  making the world ...