Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Taylor Swift Takes on Rihanna

Here's my beloved Tay-Tay covering Rihanna's "Take a Bow" at a concert. Joe Jonas, are you listening? I'm totally obsessed with this chick. And it's not because I think she's beautiful -- although I do -- but the more I listen to her music and watch her perform and hear her in interviews the more I'm blown away by how all-around talented she is. Her ability to connect with an audience is broad and timeless. She's got quite a gift, this girl, and I'm interested to see how she matures with it. /> Here's my beloved Tay-Tay covering Rihanna's "Take a Bow" at a concert. Joe Jonas, are you listening? I'm totally obsessed with this chick. And it's not because I think she's beautiful -- although I do -- but the more I listen to her music and watch her perform and hear her in interviews the more I'm blown away by how all-around talented she is. Her ability to connect with an audience is broad and timeless. She's got quite a gift, this girl, and I'm interested to see how she matures with...

Take Off That Ridiculous Hat, Detective Stabler

And, while you're at it, also take off that belt and those pants and throw me on the bed and take all the stress of your long, hard, thick detective job out on me. Ooh, baby. Fuck yeah. Solve that crime. Seriously, Chris Meloni fucking sucks and I'll tell you why. This sonofabitch refuses to walk a single damn red carpet if he can't bring along his stupid wife of 1000 years and his one billion children with her. How am I supposed to take my Detective Stabler sex fantasies seriously when yo...

R.I.P. Dee Dee Warwick

The two-time Grammy nominee and sister of Dionne Warwick has passed away at the age of 63. Her family said her health had been failing recently, and her sister was at her side when she passed. Above find a clip of Dee Dee performing one of her hits, "Foolish Fool." /> The two-time Grammy nominee and sister of Dionne Warwick has passed away at the age of 63. Her family said her health had been failing recently, and her sister was at her side when she passed. Above find a clip of Dee Dee performing one of her hits, "Foolish Fool." ...

Sarah Palin Brings in the Ratings for SNL!

The show averaged around 14M viewers on Saturday night -- and 17M in its first half-hour -- making it the most-watched episode of SNL in fourteen years. The last time the show performed that well was in March 1994, when Nancy Kerrigan hosted. And I'm by no means suggesting that anyone should beat Sarah Palin with a lead pipe, but, honestly, Tonya, where are you when we need you? If you missed Sarah on the show, we've got the clips here. ...

Guess What’s Still Riding High at the Box Office, Bitches?

Yeah, that's right: Beverly Hills Chihuahua. See? I know a good movie when I see one. You people will never doubt me again. With a take of $11.2M, it came in #2 this weekend to Mark Wahlberg's Max Payne, and just barely beat out another small, fuzzy, squeaky creature for the second-place slot: the perpetually pre-pubescent Dakota Fanning and her Secret Life of Bees earned just $100K less. In the fourth-place slot was the much-hyped W., which only brought in $10.6M in its opening weekend, perhaps because Americans don't really need anyone else pointing out to them right now just how bad they fucked up. />Yeah, that's right: Beverly Hills Chihuahua. See? I know a good movie when I see one. You people will never doubt me again. With a take of $11.2M, it came in #2 this weekend to Mark Wahlberg's Max Payne, and just barely beat out another small, fuzzy, squeaky creature for the second-place slot: the perpetually pre-pubescent Dakota Fanning and her Secret Life of Bees earned just $100K less. In the fourth-place slot was the much-hyped W., which only brought in $10.6M in its opening weekend, p...

Spike TV’s 2008 Scream Awards Aptly Named

 Liv Tyler, Marilyn Manson and others appeared at the Spike TV's 2008 Scream Awards at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles last night.  I have fear issues regarding Liv Tyler.  She has the same fleshy lips as this girl who used to threaten my life on a daily basis when I was in junior high.  I'd see her in the hallway and say "hi"; she'd reply "fuck off."  She hung me on the coat hook in my locker once.  I eventually extended an olive branch and offered her ...

Colin Powell endorses Barack Obama

Republican and former US Secretary of State under President George W. Bush has endorsed Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama.  In a nutshell, he thinks John McCain is a bit unsure how to handle some challenges and Sarah Palin isn't ready to be president.  The full clip of Powell as he appeared on Meet the Press this morning.  Thoughts?

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Peter Brady and Pot Head Barbie Still Together

Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry went to the Blush Nightclub 1 Year Anniversary party at WYNN Las Vegas last night.  I'm shocked that these two are still married.  Weren't they on Dr. Phil begging for a relationship rescue because Chris kept calling Adrianne the c word?  I guess they were able to work it out.  She still has big kneecaps though.  Random, I know.  Also, doesn't Mena Suvari look sweet with her fiance?  He looks like my first boyfriend...who was 12. [...