Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!
This clip is totally safe for work.
But I'm definitely going to have to watch the whole thing once it's out.
Justin Timberlake may have brought sexy back, but Sarah Palin is bringing PORN back!!!! />
Ahhhhh ha ha ha ha ha!
This clip is totally safe for work.
But I'm definitely going to have to watch the whole thing once it's out.
Justin Timberlake may have brought sexy back, but Sarah Palin is bringing PORN back!!!!...
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Can somebody with a law degree please explain to me how the fuck the jury is deadlocked in this case?
And while you're at it can someone please explain to me how the fuck a case about whether or not someone had a California license goes to a jury?
I know there's a bunch of confusion about where her primary residence was, etc, etc, but OMG do you know how much a jury trial costs tax-payers? And we're doing this to decide whether or not Britney -- who was a licensed driver -- had her dam...
From the (very reputable) Financial Times:
In London, the local interest centres around the question of who will be the next US ambassador to Britain. If Obama wins, the guessing-game centres around Caroline Kennedy - a prominent Obama supporter, who spoke at the Democratic convention in Denver. This would be an interesting appointment, given that the last Kennedy to serve as US ambassador to Britain - Joe Kennedy - did not exactly cover himself in glory. He was forced to resign in 1940 after i...
Saturday Night Live is a comedy show. It's not Meet the Press. It doesn't "ask the tough questions" or "set the agenda." It attempts, with varying degrees of success, to make people laugh. That's it. Whether they skewer and savage people in order to do so, they don't care. When you come on a show like that, you are prepared in advance to get worked over. Palin knew that. Palin came on to be a good sport. And she was. She was polite, gracious. (More so than some of the famous actors who come throug...
MillerCoors has discontinued production of Zima, citing "weakness in the 'malternative' segment and declining consumer interest."
This marks the end of an era.
And by "an era" I of course mean "1995," since that was the last time anyone drank Zima. Seriously the first time someone offered me that shit I thought it was a mixer. I was like, "Wait, so, I put vodka in this, right?" And they were like, "No, you just drink it," and I took another sip and was like, "Uh ... yeah. I think I'm gonn...
Honestly?
Nothing bores me more than Paul McCartney and his girlfriends.
I want to hire a special blogger just to cover all things Paul McCartney around here, so that I don't even have to pretend to care.
But his new girlfriend, American heiress Nancy Shevell, has reportedly moved in with him, just five months after his divorce from Heather McCartney became final. So, ya know, I have to write about it.
Nancy's 47, so hopefully she's infertile and there won't be another helpless ...
Another day, another story about Lindsay and Samantha bickering. From Page Six:
SAMANTHA Ronson deserves a medal for putting up with gal pal Lindsay Lohan. The two took the Acela train to Washington on Thursday and "had a quiet fight" the whole time, our spy says. Lohan spent most of the time complaining about her staff and told Ronson, "I do what's good for you, not what's best for both of us." Lohan was "whining incessantly and Samantha was trying to deflect it. When Lindsay would get up, Samanth...
New reports are saying that Madge and A-Rod were hooking up much earlier than previously believed -- in fact, they were getting frisky while Rodriguez's wife was seven months pregnant!
I've told you about A-Rod's multi million dollar 'love shack' in the Mandarin Oriental Hotel's condos over on Columbus Avenue. A-Rod, according to sources, moved in around the middle of March, right before baseball season began.
There's no question, according to insiders, that Madonna has been a steady pres...
... but Raven-Symone needs to lose some fucking weight.
I'm sorry.
She's 22 years old now. She has fully surrendered any immunity she had by being a child. Homegirl is huge and I will point it out if I want to. She was never a tiny adult, and that's fine, but she's ballooned recently, and is now treading dangerously close to the territory of obesity. Obesity is not healthy.
Raven, you are a grown woman and a role model for countless young children who are already at a high risk for ...
"You know that stuff they say about a woman being responsible for her own orgasms? That's all true, and, in my case, that makes me responsible for pretty damn good orgasms. They're much better orgasms than when I was 22, and I wouldn't let a man control that. Not anymore. Now, I'd invite them to participate. I've learned my tricks. I know what I like. I do not wait around. I initiate. And I'm not all about frequency - I favor intensity."
Oscar winner and orgasm guru Halle Berry, in a new interv...