From his website:
October 29, 2008 – A big mazal tov goes out to COREY — HE IS GETTING MARRIED!! The lovely lady is Tiffany Shepis! COREY and Tiffany first met 12 years ago while COREY was on set filming FEVER LAKE. They recently reunited at the Chiller Theatre autograph show & the rest is history. The wedding has been set for May 9, 2009!
In other news, COREY regrets that he will not be able to attend the Virgin Megastore bash in Hollywood tomorrow night. He is currently being treated for a nasty case of bronchitis. COREY urges those of you in the Los Angeles area to still attend the show as G TOM MAC is going to rock the house!
Also, COREY wants to let everyone who ordered a painting know that he will be shipping them out to you within about 2 weeks.
Uh … forget the marriage thing. Can we please talk about these paintings?
Apparently Corey makes custom 8×10 paintings for his fans for the low, low price of $350. His website includes this personal note on his artistic endeavors:
PS: I do have one problem though. Like there’s this one fan right now that wants a painting and wants to pay $500,000.00. That’s a bit extreme, don’t U think? And to top that off, she wants me to give her painting in person. That might be possible one day, but as for now, it’s just not.
My statement to Lady-with-the-half-a-million:
I don’t want your money. U either trust, or U don’t trust. And please note that threatening not to pay me unless I give it to U in person isn’t cool. That is not how this works and your threatening tone sounds stalkerish. No thanks. Painting denied. CH
PAINTING. DENIED.
BOO-YAH, MOTHERFUCKER!
Now there’s someone with permanent coke-face. Look at his lips in that header pic – he couldn’t even get the weird crusty-dry look out of his lips for a headshot! And he MUST be high to turn down half a million dollars for some cheesy fucking painting of his. Too stupid for words. The kind of stupid that can only be inspired by years of permanent high-dom.
20 years ago i would have been jealous. now? meh.
He used to be so frickin adorable. But now, mmm not so much. He is starting to look like Mickey Rourke. blech.
dude, in The Lost Boys he was so cute. I can’t say hot because he wasn’t old enough to be hot. But he has aged more horribly than just about any other kid star. Even Mac Culkin is cuter. I feel gross for saying that.
we are the same age, and i was livid…..LIVID…..when i was 14 and found out he was dating that bitch alyssa milano. my walls were covered with pictures of him.
if i had only known the mess he would become.
Everybody was cute in The Lost Boys. Man, those were the days… Kiefer’s still cute, though. Or handsome, actually, is more like it at this point. He’s pretty much the only Lost Boy who kept it, the rest of them lost it. You know, “it,” the it thing. I am so in lov-ust (lov/ust? Lust-love?) with Kiefer…
that pic of him makes me grimace
surely this was an interview with telemundo and the dumb mexican ex taco diner waitress that was interviewing him didn’t realize he meant pesos. based on that the woman was offering him about 50 cents. he should have taken it.
Corey Haim is still HOT!!!
I want to see these so called “paintings”.
8×10 for the low price of $350-
are they spin art?
This post is priceless for so many reasons. Thank you, Beet!
Corey Haim AKA Jeff Conaway version 2.0
BEET: please purchase an origional Corey Haim painting with the money from the RealNetworks office petty cash fund, and post it toot sweet so we can all have a good giggle. THANKS!!!!
Did I ever care about Corey Haim? Sure, he was cute in Lucas, but my friends and I were too busy drooling over Charlie Sheen to care too much about Haim.
And then in 1987…Lost Boys? Hmmm, Jason Patric. Haim? Not so much.
And, yes, Indigo. Mickey Rourke!!! And not 9 1/2 weeks, Angel Heart, Johnny Handsome Mickey Rourke. Bloated, too much plastic surgery Mickey Rourke.
Tiffany’s not that much better. Her incessant rants on her message board (and a few on YouTube if you search) make Haim look golden.
http://www.tiffany-shepis.com/forum3/search.php?search_author=Mainbitch
Don’t forget to buy a dirty private photo session while you’re at it. She’ll do anything you want. What a slut..I mean nutjob.
Is it just me or are all of his teeth a different color like Indian corn?
Jason Patric was delicious back in the day. The Lost Boys was all about him.
Death by stereo…
Charile Sheen should have left his Leukoplakia ass on the field 24 years ago.
who?
So is his name Corey or COREY?
That post was so strange: wedding announcement, cancelling an appearance and a warning to a stalker.
It’s like enclosing the family newsletter in a condolence card or scrawling, “stop stalking me” on the bottom of a wedding invitation.
I feel bad for him. Like Hollywood gives Robert Downey Jr. chances, but not him. I wish he could have cleaned himself up. He was one of my biggest crushes back in the day. He looks all used up. Poor guy.