Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I’m So Famous, Ya’ll

In an effort to detract from the gigantic set of lawsuits they’re currently battling with the MPAA, the RealNetworks corporate blog has taken to talking about — who else? — me. Since I technically work for them and stuff. But don’t tell the CEO. He’ll probably go to court and try to get an injunction against me. That’s just what they do around here.

I sat down with the fabulous, super-smart and super-cool Lacy Kemp, who runs the corporate blog (and has totally promised to teach me how to snowboard this winter!), to spill my guts about gossip blogging. You can check out the full piece she wrote here.

Thanks Lacy!

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  • Hey Congratulations Beet…..You’ve hit the big time!

    RealNetworksblog.com….. wow that’s right up there with ParaplegicPornFetish.com

    and

    WheresMyOtherSock.net.uk

  • You are super duper famous!

    And now you’ve got an answer if people say “you’re no rocket scientist”. Well, duh, you worked in aerospace.

    Congrats

  • nice accolades, beet.

    and nice way to make lemonade out of lemons!

    PS kimmy k may be famous for a little more than bloggers. her ass, for one (or two). her dad and even STEPdad. her volunteering to be a human toilet, to name a few.

  • so that’s you in a nutshell? interesting. aerospace. celebrity blogger. fog. on some twisted level i feel ya..

  • aerospace beet? i always wondered what happened to the engineers who worked on the ‘validate heat tile safety’ project just before the space shuttle decided it would be really cool to evaporate on reentry scattering surprised space cadets from the west to east coast. who woulda thunk it…..next step, celebrity blogging. what a cool fucking resume.

  • @lolly

    In fairness, there’s more to the Kim Kardashian story, but that part was discussed off the record. :)

  • Oh My God you self centered biatch!!! You didn’t even fucking mention ME! As if you could have done all this without my support & daily attentions! WHATEVER.

    Too Funny! I have an aerospace background too (aviation & defense to be exact).

    but seriously….great article and good or you! :op

  • Hopefully while you’re snowboarding, you can teach her how to write in a more interesting way…(yawn). Sorry. Love ya tho! Go “Pa-SUL-ka.”

  • I interned at film.com like 2 years ago and it’s awesome to see how far it’s come along … evilbeet is def my favorite part!

  • Is that why you moved to Seattle? and @ Cbizzle: Sasha has told the story before about her name.. the whole drunken, sunburnt, sneaking out while drunk story