Hi, guys! Sorry I was gone all afternoon. I was very busy getting me and Leo ready for Halloween. Leo is going to be a ladybug. Why? Because it was all that Target had in his size. Also: it comes with a little hat with antennae, and, honestly, how can you pass up an opportunity to make your dog wear a little hat with antennae? Leo is wearing it right now and he looks absolutely precious, if a tad bit miserable.
I am going as Luna Lovegood from Harry Potter. I have no idea who Luna Lovegood is. I have never read a a Harry Potter book nor seen a Harry Potter movie. Actually, I should amend that: I have never seen a Harry Potter movie sober. The whole Film.com office is going as Harry Potter characters, and this is my involvement. My coworkers seem to think I look like this person. Nothing could be less true. I have a way better rack than that chick. My idea for us was that our movies editor, Laremy, should go as “Caremy Bradshaw,” and then all the girls would go as Charlotte, Samantha and Miranda and our bald boss, Mike, would go as Stanford. I even offered to create Laremy’s “Caremy” costume. It was a very good idea, just not in anyone else’s mind. So of course I’m being all whiny about this, like, “How am I supposed to make some Harry Potter chick slutty? It’s not Halloween if I can’t be slutty,” and the guys in the office were all like, “Dude, we trust that you’ll figure something out.” So I go to the costume shop today to buy my long blond Luna Lovegood wig, and, much to my surprise, they already have a slutty Harry Potter girl costume for sale. It barely even covers my ass cheeks! SUCCESS! Of course, I’m supposed to be on Team Ravenclaw or some shit and the costume is in some other team’s colors so I had to go to Target and buy a blue and silver tie so I could be all Ravenclaw4Life. And that is where I found the ladybug costume for Leo. So basically I am going as slutty and my dog is going as homosexual. Perfect.
Here are some photos from the new Bond flick’s premiere in London. They are NOWHERE NEAR AS AWESOME as my photos will be on Friday.
GET. READY. AMERICA.
I’m sure nobody will notice that you are in the wrong colors… just in case anyone does call you out, you should carry stickers with you that say “I am a dork” that you can stick on them. :-) I looked up who she was and found out that your co-workers might not like you! :-) (“I think that Luna is now traveling the world looking for various mad creatures,” J.K. said. “She’s a naturalist, whatever the wizarding equivalent of that is.”)
I personally HATE HATE HATE clothes/costumes on dogs. My ex-girlfriend used to put her dog in a sweater and he used to look so embarrassed. When I would “emancipate” him from the sweater you’d think I’d just freed Maximus. That being said, look at these poor bastards costumes: http://www.bestweekever.tv/2007/10/29/bwes-top-10-most-humiliating-pet-costumes-judging-by-the-expressions-of-the-pet-models/
I hate to sound like a total nerd, but I tried to get my friends to dress up as the Harry Potter characters, but no one would do it.
:-(
I’ll be slutty Captain Hook instead. I did convince some friends to go as Peter Pan characters, so it worked out in the end, I guess.
XD
Excellent. Ooooh I hope we get pics of you in your Ravenclaw4life outfit.
Down Unda > best link ever. Beet, I am looking forward to seeing you all slutty. However, I don’t like pet costumes!
Awww I thought you were gonna dress up like a giant beet for Halloween and dress your dog up as garlic…so when he farts you could pass it off as part of the costume…
There goes my Friday night….oh well…
I guess it’s better than Beet dressing up like a lady bug and having the guys in your office say, “Dude… why are you dressed up like a cock roach?…and why the hell is your dog’s ass hanging out of that Potter costume??? ………Duuuuude…. what’s that smell?”
Beet, I just wanted to say that I love you. You brighten my life.
That’s all I have to say about that…
TSS-LMAO!!! Again!!!
Beet-Since you are worried about the size of your rack, maybe you could go as Jenna Jameson!! :)
Can not wait for pics Beet! Slutty Luna Lovegood…she really “loves good” lol
Shout out to Down Unda! That link made me shout out laughing and busted by my boss, so I gotta go now.
ahahaa, brilliant! youd better post up pics of the party!