Ahhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha!
What ever happened to Jessica Simpson’s comedy, “Major Movie Star�
The “Private Benjamin†– like film has never opened here in the United States. But on October 9th, “Major Movie Star†debuted to top box office in… Russia.
Next up for a movie described by one of its participants as “maybe one of the worst films ever madeâ€: a November premiere in Bulgaria.
So far there’s no U.S. release date set. Nor is there one for any other country in which English is the primary language.
OMG.
What was its competition in Russia? Watching the bread lines?
Shit let’s keep the movie and send her ass!
The Cold Whore
Wow… uh… bread lines? For real? That’s the best you could do, Beet?
Party like it’s 1989.
‘nostrovia’ Jess.
(hehe…)
They look like a couple of plump buns to me just waiting for some guy to stick his all-beef frank between them.
Man Jessica looks a mess. Her cuteness ended around age 21. Big fake boobs on a big fat girl to just wrong.
She use to care about her appearance, but Ashley has surpassed her in that department. She never had the musical success that Britany enjoyed. Even Christina is married with a beautiful baby boy.
Jessica is just a big fat annoying un-funny joke!